myrmepropagandistI wonder who is the woman with the huge but very lovely hands who poses with all of the umbrellas and earbuds in aliexpress ads?
Roger BW 😷@futurebird The Osborne "portable" computer and its successors actually caused a slight revolution in the world of product modelling: all of a sudden everybody wanted women with normal proportions, but very tall, so that they could carry the things and make them look small.
Gabriel N@RogerBW @futurebird the same one that carried that Mac Portable beast!
AI6YR Ben@futurebird Ms. AI Fingers? 🤪
This has been going on longer than that. I choose to think there is a titan with an excellent manicure.
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Scruffy looking packet herder@ai6yr @futurebird There’s always just old fashioned photoshop. But I’m going to choose to believe the titan hypothesis
Local Dad, Ben Hamill@futurebird "14cm" got me. 🤣
Captain of the SS El Faro@futurebird probably the daughter of the hand model in Zoolander, the truth is out there!
@bangskij @futurebird he fathered a tiny version of the 50’ woman!
Luna 
Umbrellas for action figures.
No they are full size... they just use earwig wing folding technology.
(I long for an earwig-based umbrella. It would be so compact yet so elegant. )
poleguy looking for lost toolsEarwigs have wings‽
yes! they can fly. But they fold them up into a little backpack and people are always surprised. They are such magical little creatures.
Amazing Earwig Wings in Action!
The most unlikely angel.
would ya'll be into earwig tree toppers for next Christmas? I made my mom a winged queen ant and she didn't like it, but this might be more angle like and make it onto the tree this time...
@futurebird @Moondancer I knew you were into ants... but wow!
none gender with left politics@futurebird @poleguy @Moondancer I've long wondered what circumstances earwigs actually fly in. No matter how much I poke one I haven't seen it fly away
They are like tiny superheroes and only use their power for good, they only fly if it's to save a life, or do a good deed. (OK I made that up, but I'll try to find out the real reason later.)
J. Steven York@futurebird @poleguy @Moondancer
Wow. I've been around earwigs my whole life, and I don't think I've ever seen one fly or with wings extended. I always wondered how these little crawling things managed to get EVERYWHERE.
Wow. I've been around earwigs my whole life, and I don't think I've ever seen one fly or with wings extended. I always wondered how these little crawling things managed to get EVERYWHERE.
a HOT Rubie I saw very few actually fly. The first time I saw one I did not recognise it until it landed and folded it´s wings in. It is kind of freaky the first time.
Urzl@futurebird @poleguy @Moondancer I had *no" idea.
Now I need to answer why they had a congregation in my mailbox some time ago. I went to check the mail and found like 100 of these guys hanging out.
It was moist and the perfect flat and secret place.
They love the same conditions as firbrats and silverfish in some ways.
That scene from the Dark Crystal. But it's an earwig rescuing a silverfish.
"Wings? I don't have wings!"
"Of course not. You're not an earwig."
Nazo
Andrew Drake@futurebird @poleguy @Moondancer my mind is blown. I see earwigs *constantly* in the garden, and frequently displace them when cleaning things up, and nothing I've done has ever provoked one to fly. Nor have I ever seen one anywhere but on (or very near) the ground. I've seen spiders fly (balloon) and they don't even have wings! I wonder what circumstances would cause an earwig to actually use theirs, if it's only at night or something?
Seachaint@futurebird @Moondancer And every time you use the umbrella there's a significant chance you'll get irritated with the elaborate folding and bite the canopy off?
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It's her!
@futurebird plot twist: it's the 50 foot woman and those are actually patio umbrellas
Rory@futurebird according to ChatGPT, the names of the hand models are not mentioned. They also go on to say that the hand models are generally freelancers.
dragonfrog@futurebird it turns out Brobdingnag is near Shenzhen.