I wonder who is the woman with the huge but very lovely hands who poses with all of the umbrellas and earbuds in aliexpress ads?
Umbrellas for action figures.
Umbrellas for action figures.
No they are full size... they just use earwig wing folding technology.
(I long for an earwig-based umbrella. It would be so compact yet so elegant. )
Earwigs have wings‽
yes! they can fly. But they fold them up into a little backpack and people are always surprised. They are such magical little creatures.

They are like tiny superheroes and only use their power for good, they only fly if it's to save a life, or do a good deed. (OK I made that up, but I'll try to find out the real reason later.)