myrmepropagandistI wonder who is the woman with the huge but very lovely hands who poses with all of the umbrellas and earbuds in aliexpress ads?
Luna 
Umbrellas for action figures.
No they are full size... they just use earwig wing folding technology.
(I long for an earwig-based umbrella. It would be so compact yet so elegant. )
poleguy looking for lost toolsEarwigs have wings‽
yes! they can fly. But they fold them up into a little backpack and people are always surprised. They are such magical little creatures.
Amazing Earwig Wings in Action!
none gender with left politics@futurebird @poleguy @Moondancer I've long wondered what circumstances earwigs actually fly in. No matter how much I poke one I haven't seen it fly away
They are like tiny superheroes and only use their power for good, they only fly if it's to save a life, or do a good deed. (OK I made that up, but I'll try to find out the real reason later.)