Mike Shewardamerica
Annelies Kamran, Ph.D.@SecureOwl SOOOOO many questions!
InsiderTreat@SecureOwl a script of this timeline would be rejected by every movie studio for being too unbelievable.
Darwin WoodkaIn the words of Tom Clancy everything since 9/11 is "not credible"
Nazo@InsiderTreat @SecureOwl One could wonder if a time traveler told someone but they decided it was just too ridiculous, so they made Idiocracy instead. God I wish it was only as bad as Idocracy...
Andy@SecureOwl who among us hasn't at some time wondered how we ended up in a Waffle House
MrAptronym@portlandy @SecureOwl Honestly it is more weird to find youself in a waffle house with no questions
Log 🪵@portlandy @SecureOwl This is SCP policy. It's right there in the MiB ops manual in the chapter on memory alterations.
monkϵyborg 🦾🐵@SecureOwl I want to believe
estelle@SecureOwl clearly the words of someone with better friends than they are
OhSnap!DragonWell, I did once go to heaven in the back booth at Denny's at 3:00 AM, so I guess anything is possible.
Ed@SecureOwl can't really blame him. Waffle House slaps.
KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)@EdCates @SecureOwl I just wanna know if aliens had a late night snack with him. That's all I wanna know.
jonw@SecureOwl this has got to be the bottom of this barrel, right? Right!!??
@jonw Narrator: it was not
@SecureOwl faaaaaahk.
Ainsley Lowbeer@SecureOwl I also once teleported to Waffle House. The breakfast looked like a big fried egg.
Jhooper@SecureOwl "I was at a party, took a big drink of moonshine, and everything went dark. Next I knew, I was crammed under a table at a Waffle House!"
@jhooper @SecureOwl That tracks, really.
thriftwicker@SecureOwl Must be a raging alcoholic.
Stumpy The Mutt@SecureOwl Two to beam to the Waffle House, Scotty!
JackMexThe same thing happened to a very dear friend.
But it was to a bordello.
Aliens, people, I am telling you 👽
Soozcat@SecureOwl And is this "top FEMA official" in the room with us now?
TJC-@SecureOwl
Me too, only it was when I was walking around on my legs after being blown up and killed by a roadside bomb.
Me too, only it was when I was walking around on my legs after being blown up and killed by a roadside bomb.
phraktalz
🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)@SecureOwl `A` for efficiency; beats walking any day 💁🏼♀️
Hugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷@SecureOwl White Lightnin'
'Well, I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin' 'stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Lightnin' started flashin' thunder started clashin' my goodness'...I'm in the Waffle House😲
Apologies to George Jones.
Hot Dog WaterTeleported = sobered-up and saw 53 texts from his wife.
Doc Chaotic 🇺🇦🖖@SecureOwl How much more goddamned stupid can this get?
MOULE 
@SecureOwl I think we teleported to the worst timeline.
joat@SecureOwl I look forward to reading the physics paper that wins him the Nobel Prize
Flaming Cheeto@SecureOwl We can't even afford gas for our cars!
You know Ka$h is going to want to ditch the plane for this.
Roy -- the dull oneAnd his cat has an entire galaxy confined in a tiny vodka bottle dangling from its collar.
Toekneegee@SecureOwl
I guess if you get blackout drunk enough and finally sober up while eating at a Waffle House, it feels like you teleported there?
I guess if you get blackout drunk enough and finally sober up while eating at a Waffle House, it feels like you teleported there?
Sci-Fi GirlYou can't ignore the laws of physics ... Except at waffle house.
(Anyone remember that viral joke? 😂)
Duckbilled Plattypus.Hey, who hasn't ended up in a ditch entirely due to involuntary teleportation?
"Gee, officer, see I was driving to a Waffle House, and my car was suddenly lifted up, like in the air, and everything started to vibrate, and I started praying to Almighty Lord Jesus, and bingo bango bongo, I was in this here ditch purely against my will, Praise God...and no sir, to the best of my knowledge I have not been drinking."
W6KME@pattykimura @SecureOwl I can honestly say I've never awakened in a ditch. I have fallen into a fair few faerie rings before, but never a ditch.
Paul_IPv6@W6KME @pattykimura @SecureOwl
no ditches. perhaps overly intimate knowledge of a hedge or a pink toilet, but that's a whole different story.
there was a drow elf costume, a 42oz kamikaze, and a really shitty week involved...
Frank Bennett 🇯🇵@SecureOwl ~"Well, I'm sure he's learned his lesson."~
stevenray@SecureOwl of all the places I’d teleport to, well… this would not be one of them.
BillIf you're hungry....
uncomfortably numb@SecureOwl I would hope to end up some place better than a Waffle House if I was teleported
Scott Williams 🐧@SecureOwl The primary purpose of a Waffle House is to give certain drivers a place to stop and sober up a little for the rest of the ride home.
xs4me2
Simon Zerafa (Status: 
😊)Looks like that outbreak of Tertiary Syphilis is spreading 🙄🤦♂️