Mike Sheward2d ago
america
Show threadDuckbilled Plattypus.

@SecureOwl

Hey, who hasn't ended up in a ditch entirely due to involuntary teleportation?

"Gee, officer, see I was driving to a Waffle House, and my car was suddenly lifted up, like in the air, and everything started to vibrate, and I started praying to Almighty Lord Jesus, and bingo bango bongo, I was in this here ditch purely against my will, Praise God...and no sir, to the best of my knowledge I have not been drinking."

Mar 21 at 3:53amWeb
Show threadW6KME1d ago
@pattykimura @SecureOwl I can honestly say I've never awakened in a ditch. I have fallen into a fair few faerie rings before, but never a ditch.
Show threadPaul_IPv61d ago

@W6KME @pattykimura @SecureOwl

no ditches. perhaps overly intimate knowledge of a hedge or a pink toilet, but that's a whole different story.

there was a drow elf costume, a 42oz kamikaze, and a really shitty week involved...