@SecureOwl White Lightnin'
'Well, I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin' 'stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue

Lightnin' started flashin' thunder started clashin' my goodness'...I'm in the Waffle House😲
Apologies to George Jones.