Here's a better Magic Quadrant. #magicquadrant #infosec #shitposting
@reverseics Quick stab.
@cR0w this looks spot on, you are truly the gartner of vulnerability advisories.
@cR0w @reverseics I think Citrix needs moved way up after last week, and Microsoft's blown out the horizontal scale.
@rootwyrm @cR0w pretty much everybody's a leader in this magic quadrant.
@reverseics @rootwyrm @cR0w please, being a leader takes much more than singular feats of brilliance, it's about delivering consistent value for your customers surprise pentesters.
@cR0w @reverseics agreed, most of those need stabbing

@cR0w I see you woke up and chose violence this morning.

100% agreed, no notes.

@cR0w @reverseics I'm not saying I want it to exist; but I'm a little surprised that there's not some morbidly impressive testament to someone's fascination with ramming use cases into 'serverless' that lives at the very top left.

Some jumble of AWS Lambda that would deny knowing what a filesystem is under oath; but which doesn't sanitized attacker-controlled values very well.

@cR0w @reverseics Unusable BSD ? Keep going...
@cR0w @reverseics me when the family asks me "how could fiddling with an obscure operating system ever land you a job" /j
@cR0w @reverseics  So much fun when this cycles around again and again, and it's the same names in the news, again and again. 
@cR0w @reverseics Palo Alto needs to move a lot further top-right
@LapTop006 @reverseics In my defense, the dots were already in place and I added the names as a quick shitpost. In reality, almost all vendors belong in the top right, for once.
@cR0w @reverseics this is freakin’ hilarious 🀣
@reverseics Praise the unusable BSD bullshit in this case and all its forks...