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Little goblin with catears.

Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015.

Proud bot parent to two failsons:
https://infosec.exchange/@enojifier_bot (WIP)
https://infosec.exchange/@dreizehnzwoelf_bot

All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...).

PFP by a lizard that I am pretty sure transitioned at some point but I kinda lost contact with around the same time so I might only know their deadname & at this point it's too awkward to seek them out & ask. So instead I am going to credit them by their last discord handle I am aware of: fuck, md

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til about Tame My Certs and YES

@cR0w One of my hotter professional takes is that cybersecurity is no longer a fast-moving industry and that we've had a pretty solid notion of how to do security right for at least a decade.

Our problems these days are more about making sure those things get done than in figuring out what the right thing to do is.

If you are willing to let non-deterministic automation take initial containment actions to incidents because you want reaction at machine speed... have you considered just writing static rules that do the same thing on the basis of alerts? Do it. Its a fun & legal thrill.
Practical information security
when someone's biography is like (145 BC – ?) I like to assume they're still out there somewhere, posting to this day
Sorry vibecoders, the only "OpenClaw" I care about is the failed grappling claw the CIA built into the Hughes Glomar Explorer for their attempt to salvage the soviet submarine K-129 from the floor of the pacific ocean as the classified Project Azorian.
DB Fernbeziehung

"We got regex filtering"

The regex in question: ^.*$