Bernard Quatermass

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Securing a hole in the ground

Itinerant Coder.

LocationHobbs-End
Websitehttps://code.quatermass.co.uk/toolsmith

So people are totally now using AI models for regular stuff that you can do via shell scripts and cron, because why do something for free when you can burn tokens and at the same time actively forget how to use the normal tools at your disposal?

🤦 🙏 🤦

“Now point to the place on the flowchart where the CPU touched you “
every pro ai discourse relies on the idea that u will never actually go and look at the results yourself and see that they're shit
every ai guy says "i carefully reviewed everything!" but then u actually read the code and it's dogshit
every ai guy says "u can't argue the quality; new models actually are genuinely good" and then u actually read the code and it's dogshit

every once in a while someone asks us "why can't you just review the slop code as if it were human written" and let me tell you that we have tried it, and you cannot, actually, do this, for the simple reasons that humans do not write code like that

human-written code follows a progression and exhibits a model of the problem domain. the model may be wrong, the progression may be wrong, but line 1 and line 10 are related to each other.

LLM code has none of that. it looks like code, but does not have the structure of it. there is no progression of thought, there is no model of the problem domain, and lines 1 and lines 10 bear no relationship to each other outside of statistical likelihood.

the question thus asks, "why can't you just eat the dogshit as if it were a burger cooked by a human"

I declare "ethics" to be out of scope for my habit of feeding people I don't like to big cats.

No reply on the Fediverse may mention the following topics:

• Long-term social or economic impact of feeding people to big cats.
• The environmental impact of feeding people to big cats.
• Anything to do with the legal status of feeding people to big cats.
• Moral judgements about people who feed people to big cats.

One of those usefully easily decidable conundrums. Should I give a shit about hypothetical RCE arguments given the fix has already been released or enjoy the atrium in this hotel I’m in and drink more beer.

For completeness’s sake, the atrium in question

Minced beef is the lowest energy form of cow, coz it’s the ground state.
🚀 Ah, another day, another #CVE nobody asked for. Humans vs. #AI in a race to exploit #Exim, because *obviously* that's what we need—Skynet learning to hack email servers. 😂 But hey, at least the buzzwords and pentest pitches are here to save us from the tedium of actual #security work. 📉
https://xbow.com/blog/dead-letter-cve-2026-45185-xbow-found-rce-exim #Skynet #Hacking #HackerNews #ngated
XBOW - Dead.Letter (CVE-2026-45185) How XBOW found an unauthenticated RCE on Exim

XBOW discovered CVE-2026-45185, a critical unauthenticated RCE in Exim, and used the disclosure window to test how far human and autonomous exploit development could go.