Dave Pimlott

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Pom in Oz, I stare at firewall logs for a living. Recently promoted to senior tech, still don't know what I'm doing so faking it until I make it. Outside of work: computer games, scuba diving, martial arts and natural movement.
My hot take of the day, neurotypical as a concept needs proper definition and some hard data or it can get in the bin. Given the chronic under diagnosis of the various neuro spices, on what basis was some poorly defined majority mental model defined as 'typical'? #neurodivergent #autism #adhd

Anybody confused why people still listen to turntables or CD players forget that they never:

- stop working because they can't connect to WiFi
- stop working because they need a firmware update
- stop working because the manufacturer dropped support
- say "if you like Bach you might like Taylor Swift"
- play ads
- recommend "turntable premium"

To management, I say "I use AI techniques to ___". It's just my shell scripts from 2001 that still run perfectly everyday. I don't tell them that AI in that sentence actually stands for already implemented.

Right then gang, can y’all click this link and check out this website so it can get loads of visitors from all over the place as a favour to a friends kid? Yeah you can

Boosts and whatnot as well 💕

👉 https://myplasticpromise.co.uk/

My Plastic Promise

The only difference is that electron wrapper is a browser that works for them, not for you. Tracking protection, adblockers, none of that in here for you!

https://mastodon.social/@PavelASamsonov/116623276420116169

$Customer walked up to my desk and asked if I wanted to attend a Unit42 talk about #Mythos and #ProjectGlassWing. It took me about half a second of thinking before I said "No, not even a little bit. You are aware that Mythos is no better/no worse than any other model you can name at finding vulnerabilities"

Potentially career limiting, but I'm tired, grumpy, and sick of the wankery around AI.

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@lerg/116524161473318491

"Non-technical teams are now shipping production code..."

imagine,

"non legal teams are now shipping laws,"

"non scientific teams are now shipping medicines"

Today's entry from the lunacy files:
ASD suggests blocking Windows phone and Linux in your Azure conditional access policies.

An unnamed entity didn't look at their sign in logs and nearly stopped their vulnerability management platform from accessing resources in Azure. 🤦 

Very occasionally I come out with a phrase that on later reflection is a "banger"

The most recent example was a junior engineer upset at making a mistake (understandable) and my reply was "I promise you that I have made way more, and bigger, mistakes than you have" said in an open office within earshot of the rest of the team. And in doing that trying to normalise that occasional mistakes are okay and even expected.

While is true that I likely wouldn't have made the same mistake another phrase, that I didn't invent, comes to mind: "experience is something you get after you need it". I've had 25 years worth of mistakes, my junior only has a handful.

Hopefully my junior felt a little better about not being 100% perfect (i.e. Human)

#mentoring #MentoringThoughts