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Little goblin with catears.

Unfinished projects, complaining about computers, reinventing the wheel (badly), has not fully read any docs since 2015.

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"not helpful" @LucasWerkmeister

All my opinions are that of my employer but they don't know it yet & I am not telling you were I work. Apropos: If you need some idiot to kick computers for purposes of making them secure hmu, this job fucking sucks (vulnerability management, automation/engineering for your soc/isrt, ...).

PFP by a lizard that I am pretty sure transitioned at some point but I kinda lost contact with around the same time so I might only know their deadname & at this point it's too awkward to seek them out & ask. So instead I am going to credit them by their last discord handle I am aware of: fuck, md

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It will never cease to blow my mind that car drivers can admit in public that their driving habits are unsafe for other road users (and often illegal), and immediately suggest that the solution is to inconvenience other road users.
This arrogance is commonly accepted in society, and a cyclist calling it out is considered rude.
#cycling

Purpose of your visit? They asked at Mexico City airport

β€˜To eat many, many tacos.’

Europe/Belfast says: 13:12 

I think the thing that's been low key bothering me about "introduce yourself with ten bands you've seen live" is the assumed universality. (And it should be noted that 50% of my TL on the subject today was people like me who have seen less than ten live shows total, and the other 50% is like two or three threads with a lot of overlapping users.)

introduce yourself with ten video games you've released

introduce yourself with ten near death experiences

You see what I'm saying? It's kinda geared to make folks feel a little left out. (Is my trauma showing? Introduce yourself with ten times you let your hypersensitivity to being excluded color your perception.)
And also, it lends itself to choosing examples to impress people; my answer included a reference to a local band's tasteless song about being living in a historically black denver neighborhood that was being gentrified, but how many people actually understood why bragging about being "white boys in five points" is a bad look?

introduce yourself with your ten favorite commercials for american furniture warehouse where jake jabs is playing with his pet tigers

Also also, why ten? That's a lot of anything to list, really. Why not five, or three? That's the list version of this flippant post, it's just too damn long.

introduce yourself with your three favorite things that you can't name ten examples of

Completely pointless blogpost: Me looking at the versions of the fedisoftware the blogpost I linked to earlier was federated to.

Spoilers: It's mostly Mastodon. And jfc there is some ancient versions still floating around. But honestly better than expected. Y'all get a  from me.

https://blagh.nyanbinary.de/posts/some-of-yall-need-to-update/

Some of y'all need to update

Earlier today I posted a blogpost, something about big companies littering & digital enclosure. I also linked it on my infosec.exchange account. Given this chance I wanted to use this for a small cens

blagh.nyanbinary.de
The two types of mods: Those that make the game harder & those that make me harder
"it just works" okay how. fucking how does it just work. i am going to pry it apart with crowbars and hammers and examine every tiny piece to figure out how "just works" actually works because my brain will not accept your statement at face value.
Okay #StarTrek fans #poll time. Worst Star Trek Episode?
"Lets end TOS by saying no women captains in the space future"/Turnabout Intruder/TOS S03:E24 (1969)
"Banging my dead grandmothers ghost boyfriend"/Sub Rosa/TNG S07E14 (1994)
"What if the tribal parts of Africa... were a planet... and sexist."/Code of Honor/ TNG S01E04 1987
"How a test pilot evolved in a salamander and banged his boss pt 1"/Threshold/VOY S02E15 (1996)
Poll ends at .
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istg, some of y'all need to patch your instances