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Senior Security Researcher, Proofpoint Emerging Threats. Digital Arcanist

I've been doing this cybersecurity thing for the better part of a decade now. Probably longer than that. I'm starting to forget. Time is relative, but it surely isn't kind to my memory.

I'd like to think I do cybersecurity well, but blue teamers collectively get told they're doing it wrong constantly. So maybe I just failed forward throughout my career.

Oh, I wrote a book. Its a good framework for setting up a virtual machine lab. See my bookmarked toots if you're curious.

Finally, I occasionally write about tech/nerd-related things over at https://www.totes-legit-notmalware.site where I expose that I have a short fuse, and no filter.

Work-Related hashtags:
#Iocs #ThreatIntel #DFIR #Malware #NSM #suricata #snort #BEC #phishing #APT #ThreatDetection

Hobbies:
#VideoGames #XCOM2 #Minecraft #Synthetik #Fallout #Skyrim #Anime #Manga #Adventure #Fantasy #Isekai #HomeImprovement #WoodWorking #MetalWorking #HomeLab

self-verificationhttps://www.yeettheayys.cf/v_me/
Emerging Threats NSM ruleshttps://community.emergingthreats.net
How to Homelabhttps://leanpub.com/avatar2
Personal Bloghttps://www.totes-legit-notmalware.site

I want a 1.5trillion defense budget

Fucking how? We as a country are already financially insolvent. How are you planning to pull 1.5trillion out of your ass?

@da_667 mmmm no, very unwise
come to Windows 95! We have ominous looking files like UNWISE.EXE
A stand mixer is just a drill press for your kitchen

Becka: one, two three...

Me, oblivious

Becka: 47 days left.

Girl is counting the rest of the days left until her school year is over.

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ROUND 1

FIGHT!