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Senior Security Researcher, Proofpoint Emerging Threats. Digital Arcanist

I've been doing this cybersecurity thing for the better part of a decade now. Probably longer than that. I'm starting to forget. Time is relative, but it surely isn't kind to my memory.

I'd like to think I do cybersecurity well, but blue teamers collectively get told they're doing it wrong constantly. So maybe I just failed forward throughout my career.

Oh, I wrote a book. Its a good framework for setting up a virtual machine lab. See my bookmarked toots if you're curious.

Finally, I occasionally write about tech/nerd-related things over at https://www.totes-legit-notmalware.site where I expose that I have a short fuse, and no filter.

Work-Related hashtags:
#Iocs #ThreatIntel #DFIR #Malware #NSM #suricata #snort #BEC #phishing #APT #ThreatDetection

Hobbies:
#VideoGames #XCOM2 #Minecraft #Synthetik #Fallout #Skyrim #Anime #Manga #Adventure #Fantasy #Isekai #HomeImprovement #WoodWorking #MetalWorking #HomeLab

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be dragonborn. Play sniper archer build. Again.

shoot someone in the head sneak attack damage

wait

arrow sticking out of their head "Must have been the wind."

Domain Expansion: Peerless Image Macro
Domain Expansion: Throne of shitposts
In fairness, with GenAI you can accelerate things - eg the business directly into a wall.
OH MY GOD STOP TRYING TO SAY X IS AN IMPORTANT PLATFORM ITS NOT ITS THE SIZE OF PINTEREST BUT IF I WAS LIKE 'DEMOCRATS GOTTA WIN THE COMMENTS WAR ON PINTEREST' THEYD LOCK ME FUCKING AWAY
UrlHaus is now #GAYINT powered from our honeynet: https://urlhaus.abuse.ch/user/19391/
URLhaus | User GAYINT_DOT_ORG

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@josephcox/116297167530484991

apple is not your friend
apple does not have your back

Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Stephen Miller was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
@da_667 @cR0w turns out it's a dynamic entra group that matches on title with *exec* in the string. Updated my title to "Junior Execution Analyst" and boom, bribery unlocked.
@nyanbinary @da_667 @cR0w Everyone in the for_execution group. Which is a dynamic group that matches on *exec* in the title.