Babe, are you alright? You've barely touched your cube croissant
@volpeon Is it as solid as a Kouign-Amann? (butter+wheat-flour+butter, IIRC in roughly equal parts…)

@volpeon Ok, they’re a little weird, but a friend brought one filled with an orange pastry cream and topped gamache and chocolate crumb. It was delicious.

(And as a pro-baker, it was imaginative and interesting.)

@volpeon "served with your choice of weird add ons" feels apt
@volpeon yea, just I'm just waiting for the abyss to stare back...
@volpeon We are the french, you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
@volpeon @LibertyForward1 Fun fact: These are grown this way. They place a cube container around the croissant bud and it fills the space.
@volpeon ah, chell from portal's favorite snack
@volpeon I would love detail on the "weird add-ons"
@volpeon me when i epically sneak my block of bird’s eye maple into the croissant store 
@volpeon At least they are upfront about their weirdness. Respect!
@volpeon you've heard of the lambda cube, you've heard of the free boolean cube, you've heard of the group-like cube---now get ready for: croissant cube.,,,
@volpeon new Minecraft block just dropped
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Crafting Table
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@volpeon there's this one bakery close to where I live that made cube bread
@volpeon minecraft in france be like
@volpeon Close enough... Welcome back, Foodcube from Kenshi™.

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How about that - a loaf of bread with a fingerprint. 

@volpeon I once watched a video about how they make those things and was a bit disappointed that it simply is regular croissant dough, rolled and laminated over and over in the usual fashion, and then just placed into a cubic form (including a lid) for baking. I had somehow expected something more convoluted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QXdOgxdD38

Come to think of it, we will be in Turin next Monday, to take the night train to Apulia, might visit that café and have one.

Il cornetto più famoso d'Italia nella leggendaria Farmacia Del Cambio di Torino

YouTube
@volpeon @akoshibe The cones vs cubes debate takes another turn
@volpeon @catsalad I am interested in the weird add ons.
@volpeon Rough edges scratch my palate
@volpeon We are Smorga Borg. You will be assimilated then smothered with butter and jam.
@volpeon somehow the laconic voice of portal forms in my head - “You now may eat your emotional support cube”
@volpeon this just severed my head a little 👀
@volpeon the commentary is also brilliant 😁👌 #croissant #cube #weird
@volpeon God I wish I could directly import your posts into my friend group lmao
@volpeon Cubessant was RIGHT THERE 
@volpeon ..is that an amogus???
@volpeon croissant technology may have gone too far
@volpeon I have this urge to grab a brush and melted chocolate and paint it into a Companion Cube..
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nvm that
croissant means crescent, referring to its shape specifically...
@lucidiot Is the cubeoissant Frenchie approved?

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@volpeon You're misprounouncing que quaso

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I live near the place that makes these.
They are probably one of the best foods that my autistic brain has put in its mouth