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If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan? 
Yes
No
Kinda?
Depends on how hard they bite
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cR0w 
🏴☠️@cR0w "I bit, but did not inhale!"
J4ck@jackryder @catsalad Why would you vote for Cat as president if you didn't want everything shoved off the counter?
during the summit
Cat: rolls onto their back and shows belly
Foreign leader: reaches in for pets
Foreign leader's security detail: Your highness, it's a trap!
But it's too late. Cat saved the world again.
@cR0w @jackryder The cutest of assassinations! :3
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InsiderTreat
The Orange Theme@theorangetheme @catsalad See? It should have been an option.
Comrade WeezO Only if they swallow
phryk 🏴
The Psychotic Network Ferret
Random Damage 🌻
The Gneech! Awww Yeah
Nazo@the_gneech @phryk @catsalad If it ever reaches a point that biting a vegan also confers their health, vegans had better watch out. 😁
John Maxwell
Julian West🦞
Fritz Adalis
Kit Bashir
bigiain
FandaSin
:hal_9000:@catsalad Vegan is only about animals. Eating humans is totaly vegan.
Pavel Janíček
J.
Html_Entities (he/him)@catsalad key is that you now have two werevegans
CM Harrington@catsalad The person they bit becomes vegan
Brendan
Chris 🌳🛸
sophie (the one with the blue profile picture)@catsalad if unconsensual for the purpose of eating no. the rest yes
Simon Zerafa (Status: 
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Luke Harby@catsalad Vegan vampires?
MacCruiskeen@lukeharby @catsalad They bite maple trees.
¬ne'er-do-well @catsalad as a vegan, I only refuse to bite animals (except for the occasional insect that chooses to travel visa-free through my alimentary canal)
humans are fair game
humans are fair game
Cassandrich@catsalad Missing "depends on if they consent". 😂 Isn't that what veganism is about?
Kim
Theo
Daniël Franke 
@catsalad I think vegans can eat meat if the meat source consents, so the real answer is "it depends".
Jess👾@JessTheUnstill @catsalad That was here in Germany indeed, you can read more about it here. The homocide complicates the matter though.
@JessTheUnstill @catsalad Yeah it's fucked up, which is not surprising considering the subject matter.
Ozzelot 
avatastic 
Shinydan
Véronique Vitry@catsalad well, it depends if they bite a human or an animal.
In the same way of thinking, if you make cheese with your own milk, is it vegan?
In the same way of thinking, if you make cheese with your own milk, is it vegan?
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⚠️@catsalad good question, 
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Paul_IPv6
Galbinus Caeli@paul_ipv6 @catsalad Do they also lose their vegan superpowers?