Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
If a vegan bites someone, are they still vegan? 
Yes
No
Kinda?
Depends on how hard they bite
:neocat_confused:
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cR0w 
🏴☠️@cR0w "I bit, but did not inhale!"
J4ck@jackryder @catsalad Why would you vote for Cat as president if you didn't want everything shoved off the counter?
during the summit
Cat: rolls onto their back and shows belly
Foreign leader: reaches in for pets
Foreign leader's security detail: Your highness, it's a trap!
But it's too late. Cat saved the world again.
@cR0w @jackryder The cutest of assassinations! :3
This is completely off-topic but adorable and ya'll might like it. It's a web comic...
Third spruce tree on the leftIn a stunning reversal of white house fiscal policy today, President Toonces veto'd the Senate's bi-petisan economic stimulus bill by batting it off the edge of the Resolute desk, then shredding it with her claws. When asked for comment during today's press briefing the President responded only "Meorw." For more, we turn now to Cat News Network's Neko Nakamura, senior White House Catespondant.. Neko, this must come as a blow to the senate Feline majority leaders..