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cR0w

🏴‍☠️Mar 16

@catsalad only if they swallow

@cR0w "I bit, but did not inhale!"

cR0w

🏴‍☠️Mar 16

@catsalad CatSalad for President

The Orange Theme Mar 16

@cR0w @catsalad God dammit, I just wrote that and then deleted it in shame when all the replies loaded lmao.

cR0w

🏴‍☠️Mar 16

@theorangetheme @catsalad See? It should have been an option.

Comrade Weez Mar 16

O Only if they swallow

phryk 🏴Mar 16

@catsalad More pertinent: If a vegan bites someone, does that someone become a vegan?

Random Damage 🌻Mar 16

@phryk @catsalad they'd have to bite hard enough to not be vegan to spread the condition, which would prevent it from spreading.

So, No.

The Gneech! Awww Yeah Mar 16

@phryk @catsalad Only if it was a radioactive vegan. But the bite victim also gains the relative strength and speed of a vegan.

Nazo Mar 16

@the_gneech @phryk @catsalad If it ever reaches a point that biting a vegan also confers their health, vegans had better watch out. 😁

John Maxwell Mar 16

@phryk @catsalad Same. Depends on how hard they bite, in both cases.

Julian West🦞Mar 16

@phryk @catsalad if a vegan bites someone, they are no longer a vegan

phryk 🏴Mar 16

@catsalad I mean, realistically, the case can be made… because kinky vegans are a thing and romantic partners tend to have a pretty big influence on each other.

Fritz Adalis Mar 16

@phryk @catsalad
Beware werevegans.

Kit Bashir Mar 16

@phryk @catsalad would watch the Resident Vegan series of horror movies.

bigiain Mar 16

@phryk I’m starting to wonder wether it’s safe to invite a vegan into my home. @catsalad

@bigiain @phryk Beware the werevegan!

FandaSin Mar 16

It's similar to vampires - the one who's bitten will transform into vegan!

:hal_9000:Mar 16

@catsalad Vegan is only about animals. Eating humans is totaly vegan.

@Hal_9000 So would a vegan cannibal be a vegan that eats people or just other vegans?

:hal_9000:Mar 16

@catsalad Eating people is fine, you'll only have to check for maggots, trichinella and worms. Eating them is not vegan.

Pavel Janíček Mar 16

@catsalad @Hal_9000 Correction: Eating **consenting** human is vegan.

Kids, remember to ask for a consent before eating someone

:hal_9000:Mar 16

@paveljanicek @catsalad
Wikipedia doesn't say consent:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veganism

Veganism - Wikipedia

Pavel Janíček Mar 16

@Hal_9000 @catsalad So... You want to tell me that I am in fact not a vegan?

J.Mar 16

@Hal_9000 @paveljanicek @catsalad it doesn't say human either

J.Mar 16

@catsalad @Hal_9000 a matter of consent. Animals can't consent.

Html_Entities (he/him)Mar 16

@catsalad key is that you now have two werevegans

CM Harrington Mar 16

@catsalad The person they bit becomes vegan

Chris 🌳🛸Mar 16

@catsalad depends on whether the bitten consents

sophie (the one with the blue profile picture)Mar 16

@catsalad if unconsensual for the purpose of eating no. the rest yes

Simon Zerafa Mar 16

@sophie @catsalad

Is there any legal mechanism to concentrate to be eaten by another person? 🤔🤷‍♂️

Luke Harby Mar 16

@catsalad Vegan vampires?

MacCruiskeen Mar 16

@lukeharby @catsalad They bite maple trees.

¬ne'er-do-well

@catsalad as a vegan, I only refuse to bite animals (except for the occasional insect that chooses to travel visa-free through my alimentary canal)

humans are fair game

Cassandrich Mar 16

@catsalad Missing "depends on if they consent". 😂 Isn't that what veganism is about?

Kim Mar 16

@catsalad Depends on whether the biting was consensual, surely?

Theo Mar 16

@catsalad only if the bitee is vegan.

Daniël Franke

@catsalad I think vegans can eat meat if the meat source consents, so the real answer is "it depends".

Jess👾Mar 16

@ainmosni @catsalad Wasn't that a whole Thing a while back where a consenting person wanted to have a part of them amputated and eaten by someone else? I don't remember what happened to that - likely they couldn't find any hospital ethics board willing to sign off on it.

Daniël Franke

@JessTheUnstill @catsalad That was here in Germany indeed, you can read more about it here. The homocide complicates the matter though.

Armin Meiwes - Wikipedia

Jess👾Mar 16

@ainmosni @catsalad Yikes that's... A rough read. I stopped after the first paragraph or two of the murder....

Daniël Franke

@JessTheUnstill @catsalad Yeah it's fucked up, which is not surprising considering the subject matter.

Ozzelot

@catsalad
if they got consent, sure

avatastic

@catsalad yes, but kinkier.

Shinydan Mar 16

@catsalad provided they got consent first, yes. there is applicable online precedent but it's a trifle squicky.

Véronique Vitry Mar 16

@catsalad well, it depends if they bite a human or an animal.
In the same way of thinking, if you make cheese with your own milk, is it vegan?

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⚠️Mar 16

@catsalad good question,

Paul_IPv6 Mar 16

if a vegan bites someone, they lose their vegan status for 48 hours.

Galbinus Caeli Mar 16

@paul_ipv6 @catsalad Do they also lose their vegan superpowers?

Paul_IPv6 Mar 16

@GalbinusCaeli @catsalad

more importantly, they lose the right to tell eveyone they meet that they are vegan.

Meowbotage! >:3c Mar 16

@catsalad Did the biting vegan get consent before biting? This affects the answer.

rob Mar 16

@catsalad doesn't it also depend on who they bite? For example, if they bite a vegan, they are still vegan, maybe. If they bite Trump, they might still be vegan because he contains no substance known to biology.

Maypop the Dragon Mar 16

@catsalad the obvious answer is it depends on consent i think

Nini Mar 16

@catsalad Technically no but if they break the skin and draw blood they have to be put down because they've got the taste now.

Alexmercer910 Mar 16

@catsalad you have lost your veganity

Manfred Mar 16

If that someone is a vegan than yes. If that someone is a meatan than no.

Outfrost Mar 16

@catsalad as long as it's not cruelty :3

kookie 🍋Mar 16

@catsalad Yes, if the bitee consents to it

Passoca Witch