gummibjornMar 15
captain acab 
happy bench press a goose day! allegedly.
Mar 14 at 1:40pmWeb
Show threadStanley Nerdlinger IIMar 14
@redsad
This is B.S. There’s no bench 👎
Show threadNu ModularMar 14
@redsad Do you likewise, gander at a gaggle?..
Show threadPinchy63 🇨🇦Mar 14
@redsad
Ok I need to hear more about this!
Show threadbabydisambiguatorMar 14
@redsad @Goose
Show threadGooseMar 14
@babyalligator @redsad good luck with that today, man in park. I’ve been snacking.
Show threadBeeCyclingMar 14

@redsad See, you can get fit without paying for expensive equipment or gym memberships.

Maybe the goose is his personal trainer.

Show threadJorongo RingoMar 14

@redsad "allegedly"

Funny how I can't read that word without thinking about Letterkenny and a certain alleged ostrich effing story

Show threadjust_one_bearMar 15
@joroingo @redsad A running gag for the ages!
Wayne: Yeah, but… well like, you heard he [bench pressed a goose], right?
Daryl: He what?
Wayne: He [bench pressed a goose]?
Dan: Allegedly.
Show threadRoss of OttawaMar 14
@redsad gotta be careful the goose juice doesn't let loose.
Show threadWendroid 🇺🇦Mar 14
@redsad
@VeroniqueB99 lolz!
Show threadVeeMar 14
@wendinoakland @redsad 🤣 👍
Show threadpaulMar 14

@wendinoakland @redsad @VeroniqueB99

fowl play

Show threadMargaret MoonshadowMar 14
@redsad 😂
Show threadTjäderMar 14
@redsad Allegedly Simone Wilson uses ‘allegedly’ a lot..
Show threadMargaret MoonshadowMar 14
@redsad This could have happened in a Florida park too.
Show threadEljorgeabidesMar 14

@redsad

Goose don't like anything

Show threadMike PMar 14
@redsad The goose has not responded to our requests for comment.
Show threadboinkMar 14
@redsad Clearly fake. The common attack goose would’ve clearly shredded that guy.
Show threadgluttoMar 14

@redsad

Now, a Canada goose, those jerks would be benching you.

Show threadcharlesmagne1Mar 14

@redsad

I bet he is kinky too…

Show threadM.S. Bellows, Jr.Mar 14
@charlesmagne1 @redsad Yeah, I can't see his hand so I suspect he's doing a Dirty Muppet©.
Show threadSusiMar 14
@redsad If he allegedly bench pressed a goose for 10 minutes, why is there just a picture, and not a video? We need videos!
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurMar 14
@redsad
THIS is EXACTLY the kind of content that keeps me on the Fediverse.
#SocialMedia #Fediverse #Mastodon
Show threadAljoscha Rittner (beandev)Mar 14
@redsad
Oh, Florida man in California? 😅
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurMar 14
@redsad
Boosted!
(Allegedly.)