The Onion is on point as usual.
https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/

Tariff-Strained Apple Announces 7,083-Piece iPhone Kit
CUPERTINO, CA—Amidst the strain of tariffs, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced Thursday the launch of a new 7,083-piece iPhone kit. “Apple customers will have a blast soldering, polishing, and drilling as they build their very own iPhone,” Cook said in a Keynote presentation at Apple headquarters, touting the new product as an innovative, first-of-its-kind achievement […]