Where Homes Get Weird
It takes a special set of circumstances to have a house this boring, and yet full of swords.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2211-California-St-SE-Huntsville-AL-35801/92170701_zpid/
Feb 1 at 10:15pmWeb
Show threadt s r o n oFeb 1
@weirdestate circumstance: divorce.
Show threadDBFeb 2
@tsrono @weirdestate This. No way a woman lives in this house
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Feb 1
@weirdestate A Slayer lived here.
Show threadMatt HFeb 1
@weirdestate Does the house also have a fedora room? I bet the house has a fedora room.
Show threadBob PetersonFeb 1
@weirdestate Not the home of a marriage counselor.
Show threadVogelgesangFeb 1
@weirdestate Looks like the home office of a successful katana collector YouTuber.
Show threadTed MielczarekFeb 2
@foyglgezang @weirdestate You're correct. The comments on Reddit pointed to: https://www.youtube.com/@minikatanastore
Mini Katana

Four guys who love making videos. Subscribe if you're cool 😎 At Mini Katana we release new videos on the last Saturday of every month from forging swords to exciting challenges. But why wait? Enjoy our fun original shorts posted daily! Follow us on Instagram @minikatanastore and Facebook @MiniKatana for behind-the-scenes content and sneak peeks. Email us for partnerships at [email protected] Email us for support at [email protected]

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Show threadVogelgesangFeb 2
@tedmielczarek @weirdestate Nice, thanks for posting this! I ofc got fully lost in videos about swords shortly after I started looking, but now I can sleep quietly. :)
Show threadestelleFeb 1
@weirdestate 572 of swords (it means you have more than enough swords)
Show threadCharles ☭  is a GreenFeb 1

@weirdestate

So many cutting remarks...

Show threadLiam Feb 1
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Show threadWhere Homes Get WeirdFeb 1
@liamvhogan that is so specifically applicable, I love it, haha
Show threadVissFeb 1
@weirdestate a klingon lives there. theres even a raktajino machine
Show threadBrandon MitchellFeb 1
@weirdestate Kill Bill theme music begins playing.
Show threadFazal MajidFeb 1
@weirdestate my dad had a friend who was a Holocaust survivor and could only sleep in a house with weapons mounted on the bedroom walls.
Show threadNikuNashiFeb 1

@weirdestate

I think I'm most offended by the neon backed Hokusai wave.

Show thread☮ ♥ ♬ 🧑‍💻Feb 1
@weirdestate dissapointed the fan blades are not 🗡️s ⚔️
Show threadFlaming CheetoFeb 2
@weirdestate what got me was the upscale coffee machine. Shaky hands + blades = trouble
Show threadDen of EarthFeb 2
@weirdestate
I mean the agent could have softened it up a bit by leaving cheese boards on every possible table and countertop.
Show threadArthur CopelandFeb 2

@weirdestate

“My God, who are these people?”

Show threadBen RushFeb 2
@weirdestate I recognize a number of those swords from my knife collecting days. A lot of them are from CAS Iberia, mass produced swords of extremely limited utility, the blades are mostly made of brittle stainless steel. Basically costume weaponry. Somebody spent a lot of money on sharp edged décor
Show threadChewieFeb 2
@continuity0 @weirdestate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kFgeZtkAb8
QVC Man Stabs himself with Katana Sword - Live

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Show threadGideon HallettFeb 5

@continuity0 @weirdestate Plus there’s nothing more dull than a room full of cheap faux-katana knockoffs. It’s like an entire wardrobe full of chinos and white t-shirts.

No schiavona, no rapiers, no scimitars and almost nothing with an Oakeshott classification.

It screams ‘I Have Studied The Blade!’ without acknowledging that they didn’t actually learn anything.

Show threadJoyOfLivingFeb 2

@weirdestate

Me collecting swords and axes and daggers in Skyrim.

Show threadWooShellFeb 2
@JoyOfLiving @weirdestate "Here's 2000 gold worth of random weapons."
- "But I'm a baker!"
"Merchant perk! =^.^="
Show threadOwen MeheganFeb 2

@weirdestate I like how an actual sword is easier to reach than the cooking knives in the kitchen.

Also don't tell this person that they could have bought an even bigger stove.

Show threadwall-eFeb 2
@weirdestate the fedora stays on during sex
Show threadabadideaFeb 2
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Show threadMarcin Juszkiewicz 🙃Feb 2
@weirdestate I am disappointed. There are no swords in a bathroom.
Show threadsdbbpFeb 2
@weirdestate @hrw
Show threadVerainFeb 2
@weirdestate I'm pretty sure that even Skallagrim's house doesn't look like that. Or Matt Easton's!
Show threadAspiringLudditeFeb 2

@weirdestate

'Can you slice me some bread, please.'

'With what?'

Show threadideogramFeb 3
@weirdestate
Living in a house like that isn't it guaranteed some assassin will sneak in at some point and you'll have to defend yourself with handy weaponry?
Show threadMatilda LoveFeb 5
@weirdestate we must rescue the swords and re-home them to loving lesbians
Show threadIrenes (many)Feb 5
@weirdestate yeah, that... huh.
Show threadLongspeakFeb 5
@weirdestate Dear God, someone buy this place and get rid of all the sharps before my wife sees them!
Show threadStormgrenFeb 5
@weirdestate Now we've found the residence of the mall ninja at last!
Show threadDavid CroyleFeb 5
@weirdestate I'm bet money that most, if not all of those, are "wall hangers."
Show threadsabikFeb 5
@weirdestate
The circumstances: the removalists have already been and gone with the furniture but the swords will be moved separately for some boringly pedestrian reason
Show threadZimmieFeb 5
@weirdestate Looks like *somebody* studied the blade!
Show threadLuke HarbyFeb 10

@weirdestate

It's either one giant red flag or hundreds of little ones.