zahatikoff 🇲🇩 📗
Paco HopeThanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.
Timothy Wolodzko@paco sounds like some medieval sex toy
Rob Ricci@paco damn this goes hard
Mark Shane Hayden@paco that time when you went to the Home Depot™️ and the sales person asked what you were looking for and you said but then they punch you in the face
Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK
Ken Butler
Steven Reed
Hardware Store - A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Salvo
Florian Bertarelli
Tim Hergert@paco isn't that the guy who played Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Strange?
Wilfried Klaebe
Critter (Mike)@paco shank my nutbag, ballcock.
Soejubunyip@paco the name sounds more like what you might say when you hit your thumb with a hammer
otheorange_tag@paco I'm stealing this for #BaroqueSun real fake Baroque composer names
Jon Hancock@paco @knightlie Aye, that's me doing karaoke and forgetting the words to Nutbush City Limits.
Faraiwe@paco ::chef's fingertip kiss::
Sublime.
mastodonphan HAS MOVED@paco Didn't know they sold Donald Trump at that store!
D2@paco noice! Even arguably works for jkr
Ross of Ottawa@paco I wonder if there was supposed to be a comma after the "shank" as in clarifying the contents to an unstable customer?
James Wells@paco
This is amazing... I was literally just thinking about replacing the ballcock on one of my bathrooms, but I realized I need a new nut bag before I can do that
This is amazing... I was literally just thinking about replacing the ballcock on one of my bathrooms, but I realized I need a new nut bag before I can do that
Mr. Bruno 
@paco Finally! Truthful ingredients! Respect!!
Richard Bairwell@paco Who upset *that* Glaswegian again?
Al & Val's Modern Homesteading@paco I can't find one that fits anymore. At my age, the nut bag is too low now and the ballcock shank is too small.
Emma Sad Harrington
Urban Hermit@paco
Where's the content warning on that photo? /s
Where's the content warning on that photo? /s
Dud (Mx)@paco It does have a Shakespearian air to it, though. "Thou Ballcock Shank Nut bag!" would go well!
Aztec4Life@paco I've been called worse.
Dubi is here 
@paco that bag needs to come with a parental advisory sticker.
Dan
Graham PerrinSalted or unsalted?
James Young@paco if anyone else is wondering if this is real or AI, it looks legit https://go-upc.com/search?q=037155406944
DamonHD@paco I resemble that remark!
Scott_Mathieu43@paco Hilarious 😆
plinth@paco to me it feels like something you yell when you hit your thumb with a hammer.
Nate Vack 🍴@paco It's nice how the bag gives you the correct thing to say when you realize you've installed it cross-threaded and fucked up the threads on both parts
Micheal
HarryI think you have 24 insults if you consider all ways of arranging the words, more with gerunds - for example, "the President is a nut shanking ballcock bag."
macfixer
Matt@paco Filled with man milk?
Space Burger Steve 🌌🍔🤪Oooooooooh,
Who lives in a plastic bag down at the store?
BALLCOCK SHANK NUT!
Your toilet won't work if it falls on the floor!
BALLCOCK SHANK NUT!
If you're feeling handy, need something to screw...
BALLCOCK SHANK NUT!
then grabbing this bag is perfect for you!
BALLCOCK SHANK NUT!
Karl Fogel@paco This is real? That is too good.
Jim Lillicotch@paco
Definitely my insult name for the week, maybe longer
Definitely my insult name for the week, maybe longer
veetee@paco that's a combo breaker right there
Eric McCorkle@paco that definitely needs to be said with a British accent
Dave Muth@paco I'll quick write down that part number.
@paco I'm afraid you can't return those. They're not in the original bag.
Serge 🔻
chris48s@paco No _you're_ a P/N: 9D0040694B
@paco
We once had a Bumper Bar Cover come in the the description “Cover Front Bum”.
The ditzy delivery driver came in and asked what it was because she couldn’t identify the part from the description. Much hilarity ensued.
Three days later we had an engine bay air guide come in with the description “Baffle Air Head”.
Also, the German word for O-Ring is “Dichtung”.
G.B. Gordon 🍁@paco I'll have to add that to my vocabulary.
MrCopilot@paco Reminder kids,
Howard "BallCock Shank NutBag" Lutnik
is a helpful mnemonic to remind you not to say NutLick
Bliss ☀️🐈@paco seems like a goodie bag / treat for a seggsy Christmas 🎅🏽
ohmrun@paco
Or "how to get sectioned in four words"
Or "how to get sectioned in four words"
David Bradley@paco a mate shouted that across the street at me only last week
Max Leibman@paco Sounds like the lineup for a punk show I’m not going to attend.
Schroedingers_Cat@paco Playing Brixton Academy this Saturday.