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Paco Hope
Oct 7, 2025
Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.
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Mark Shane Hayden
Oct 7, 2025
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that time when you went to the Home Depot™️ and the sales person asked what you were looking for and you said but then they punch you in the face
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Hardware Store - A Bit of Fry and Laurie
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Ken Butler
Oct 7, 2025
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cracking stuff. Hugh Laurie handles being slapped very well.
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Salvo
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The Two Ronnies had a similar sketch “Fork Handles”.
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