Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.

@paco
We once had a Bumper Bar Cover come in the the description “Cover Front Bum”.
The ditzy delivery driver came in and asked what it was because she couldn’t identify the part from the description. Much hilarity ensued.

Three days later we had an engine bay air guide come in with the description “Baffle Air Head”.

Also, the German word for O-Ring is “Dichtung”.