Things I DON'T want in my tech  

• Spying
• AI
• "AI"
• Lies
• The thinnest touchscreen
• The largest touchscreen
• An app that is 15 apps
• An app that does things I don't know about
• A popup asking "Now?" or "Later?" without a "Never!" option
• An update that makes it all worse
• Exploding batteries

Things I DO want in my tech  

• Privacy 🔒
• Security 🛡️
• Repairability 🛠️
• Pretty interfaces  
• Buttons  

#Tech #Enshittification

@Em0nM4stodon I miss technology that is genuinely fun to use

@Em0nM4stodon Reading this inspired me to write a blog post in which I quoted your thread. https://jamesg.blog/2025/09/20/updating-user-interfaces

I greatly empathise with how jarring it is when an update changes lots of things and I no longer feel like the app is as good as it was; this is something I consciously think about when it comes to experience design.

Updating user interfaces | James' Coffee Blog

My experience of the tool in which I write blog posts – Typora – is functionally the same as it was when I started using the tool several years ago. Typora starts as it always does since I set it up: as a blank page, ready for me to start writing..

@zerojames

"If I ever was to completely redesign the UI, I would want to offer everyone the ability to choose between the new and the old."

Can you tell that to Microsoft, please? They constantly de-designed the UI, version after version.
Also, all "modern" websites now look like candy, big round buttons and you have to endlessly doomscroll now to get to the actual information after the 100 "we enhance your experience" images.

Yes, i second that philosophy, thank you.

@Em0nM4stodon

@Brokar @zerojames @Em0nM4stodon Microsoft does not even believe in Tools to do Jobs. Or consent.

@Epic_Null

Nah, they very strongly believe in consent because every click you perform is answered with a popup "accept our EULA" "please read carefully" Before you continue..." .

@zerojames @Em0nM4stodon

@Em0nM4stodon Hello. Maybe you can answer this...I like to test privacy browsers and most don't live up to the hype...Are any of the free DNS services any good? Will they actually prevent fingerprinting (seems to be an issue with these browsers)? Any help is appreciated. Have a good one!
@Nobodyknows789 @Em0nM4stodon Private browsers have to be set up correctly, and the settings that give real privacy and protection from attack are also the settings that break many or most monetized websites. That's how I use them
@LukefromDC @Em0nM4stodon Thanks for the reply. I know there's no real privacy (the NSA paid for two of my college courses). You learn very early in compusec that if you're on the internet, you can be tracked. It's just fun to tinker and learn stuff🤔 ✌️
@Nobodyknows789 @Em0nM4stodon Try the Mullvad browser. That's what it was designed for.

@Em0nM4stodon

Do:

Do just one thing, and do it really well.

@Em0nM4stodon you forgot this very important thing:

* Open source

@Em0nM4stodon

Research and advanced dev directions for the OSS world to address *some* of this (these are *not* short term or quick responses):

* Fine-grained and dynamic capability-based access control at both the OS and application framework layer, sufficient to capture and enforce user consent meaningfully.

* Related type-level modeling for information flows, able to certify applications as compliant with policy and user consent.

1/..

@Em0nM4stodon

* Starts toward modularity standards for reconfigurable, repairable, recyclable, upgradable tech

* DIY upgrade guides for non-modular tech

* Alternatives to traditional SRE-type sustaining operations for information infrastructure (I'm actively working on this one)

* Alternate UI frameworks, more distributed, less bandwidth-hungry, more heterogenous, more accessible (I'm out of my depth here)

@Em0nM4stodon what's the difference between AI and "AI"
@Em0nM4stodon @TundraWolf : A popup asking if I would recommend (what I'm doing) to other people while I'm working on things
Not eyeing a lot of android apps, and office365 admin pages or anything here
@Em0nM4stodon You forgot about transparency 🔍 In the things you want, of course 😉

@Em0nM4stodon
what a dream isn't it (alongside transparency)

on top of that with smartphones at least:
Smaller and bigger ones to coexist
seriously
I'm planning to get the pixel 8 due to it being the smallest pixel that will get years of updates to come (excluding pixel fold and only has around 2 years) and I have a seperate 16 pro max because as an entertainment device the bigger screen does the job
smaller should also be like what the iPhone 13 mini used to be.

@Em0nM4stodon AI is a depressed technology. People use it to have it tell them what they want to hear. They apparently prefer that AI hallucinate an answer rather than say "I don't know." It generates slop instead of genuine creativity...
@Em0nM4stodon "Yes" "No thanks" "Get yeeted into the sun"

@Em0nM4stodon

I would add to the "DON'T want" list, gesture navigation. Three button navigation was and still is the peak.

@Em0nM4stodon I think ai is OK so long as it is open source and local.
@Em0nM4stodon I like this a lot. I want a big ‘ol touchscreen sometimes though, but not all the time, you know what I mean? Sometimes I find it hard to stare at the smaller screens for prolonged periods. AI can literally drop dead, and I am currently dealing with macOS Tahoe, which “made it all worse” and murdered battery life. YIPEE!
@Em0nM4stodon pretty sure you prefer your code to respect your freedoms. For that, I'm wishing you a Happy Software Freedom Day today #SFD2025
@Em0nM4stodon
First and foremost, I don’t want tech built on the oppression of the people of Congo and beyond. I don’t want tech companies looking the other way as we salivate over features, personal preferences and consumerism.
@Em0nM4stodon stop calling it AI for it is no such thing!
There is no intelligence in the system but purely statistics!
@Em0nM4stodon @briankrebs Dialogs that offer options to "show less of this" and "ask me again later" instead of "show none of this" and "ask me never again".
@Em0nM4stodon The same can be said for cars.
@Em0nM4stodon @philpem how about a button that just makes random fart noises?
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@Em0nM4stodon
And if you gotta have touchscreens, for the love of all that is holy, put bezels around those things, and make them square, no rounded corner trickery!
@Em0nM4stodon
Also can phones not weigh 200 grams please

@Em0nM4stodon, phone screens almost the size of the phone? I'd avoid that if I could.

Too often I'll have my phone in my hand and I'll press the power button and accidentally touch the left edge of the display. Oops, just tapped on something.

@Em0nM4stodon I happen to like the exploding batteries, thank you very much!

@Em0nM4stodon
Pretty much what you suggest.

However I don't want my phones interfaces to be 'pretty'. I was them to be intuitive and consistent.

@Em0nM4stodon Things I DON'T want in my tech :neocat_scream_angry:

• An app that is 15 apps
• An update that makes it all worse
• An app that does things I don't know about
• A popup asking "Boost?" or "Quote?" without a "Never!" show this popup option

Things I DO want in my tech :awesome:

• Buttons: a "Boost" button and another button far away from Boost named "Quote" if I really needed to quote something

@Em0nM4stodon Today's example.

My wife got told "your Microsoft subscription has expired, you can't use Excel any more".

I had, of course, paid for the subscription to continue for another year.

BUT ... I'd jumped through all the multifarious hoops necessary to refuse the vast hike in price in exchange for having my PC polluted with AI bollocks. Which seems to have counted as cancelling my subscription and creating a brand new one. Thereby losing the family members who were attached to the "old" subscription.

It might be time to find out whether any of the free Office substitutes are yet good enough to use. (They weren't a while back, when all of our children in turn (a) said "I'm not using nasty Microsoft", and (b) downloaded some open source Office replacement, and (c) in due course came to us and said "Mummy Daddy can I have the real Office please?" Something to do with needed to be able to interchange files with the school so as to be able to do their homework.)

@Em0nM4stodon I also want free and open source in my tech. 

@Em0nM4stodon

I'd like to see:
Usage of standards

Just don't do your own crypto, fileformat, communication protocol etc. take something existing (preferable standardized ) and extend it if your need to.

@Em0nM4stodon Also: Tiny cartoons, apparently.
@Em0nM4stodon you forgot: "tech bros with mommy and/or daddy issues"
@Em0nM4stodon Things I want on my tech. NOTHING! I don't want tech.

@Em0nM4stodon only thing i disagree with here is not wanting a larger screen. i absolutely love being able to see everything at once, knowing exactly what im doing and what i have to do all at a glance, but i get it, at a certain point its just excessive. wont fit in your bag, not comfortable to use, etc etc.

but can i add another thing to the wants list.
RUGGEDNESS. I wpuld much rather take a built to last, completely shatter proof, rubber/grippy phone than a sleek, fragile, hard to grip phone. Im gonna slap a case on that bad boy anyway. No one is EVER going to see your fancy, fragile design. Just build the damn thing like a toughbook, dammit, and stop making unnecessary failure points to force us to go pay for repairs. Like obviously the design is nice. But i want my device to not slip out of my hand like wet soap and shatter into a million tiny pieces and now i have to pay for a 1000 dollar repair.

@Em0nM4stodon oh, also "system applications" that cant be uninstalled through the user GUI, sometimes even at all (usually on android, adb gives you the perms to remove them even if you dont have the option, but ADB is kinda meant for technical users.). and these "system applications" in question are facebook, onedrive, all this bullshit nobody asks for that has every permission all the way on by default
@Em0nM4stodon Trying to put together a Linux Thinkpad on exactly those grounds. Hibernate is being a problem. Seems to be the video driver.
@Em0nM4stodon I’m glad you included “pretty interfaces.” As a designer, I appreciate that.

@Em0nM4stodon No, none of those things go away!

Also looking forward to the end of support for Windows 10 so my computer will stop doing stupid updates and rebooting and messing up my shit.

@Em0nM4stodon privacy, security, repairability, pretty interfaces, buttons = motorcycle jeans.
@Em0nM4stodon Also do want: a fully offline option.
@Em0nM4stodon phones don't _do_ anything different than they did 10+years ago, they just do it more expensively. An iPhone 4S with NFC and 5G would be perfectly capable of all the things a smartphone _needs_ to do, all the "enhancements" since then are almost entirely waste
@Em0nM4stodon Things I don't want: Blue LEDs that light up the room like a blue 40W bulb and can't be turned off. People are trying to sleep damnit!