Flyover blueSep 19, 2025
Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]

My Antifa team leader is pissed.

Having the organisation reclassified has placed us under a totally new compliance framework and making the process changes is going to throw out all our KPIs for Q4. Nobody's getting a bonus in this performance review cycle. What total bullshit.

Sep 18, 2025 at 9:09pmWeb
Show threadAuthor Andrew Massie 🏴Sep 18, 2025
@mike If I don't get my holiday bonus, I won't riot
Show threadJargogglesSep 18, 2025
@mike
Are the Soros checks still coming?
Show threadThe Little WarsSep 19, 2025
@jargoggles @mike they havent been issued since 2020.
Show threadPetr TesaříkSep 19, 2025
@Montaagge @jargoggles @mike But you still get stock options that can be vested later, right?
Show threadRico ChéSep 19, 2025
@ptesarik @Montaagge @jargoggles @mike Did Pam from Human Resources not email you all the details?!?!
Show threadPetr TesaříkSep 19, 2025
@lack @Montaagge @jargoggles @mike No, sorry, I haven't been eligible since the 2021 Capitol debacle, and I'm no longer on that list.
Show threadThe Little WarsSep 19, 2025
@ptesarik @lack @jargoggles @mike Pam from HR likes to go by her codename, Qanon, and she totally reached out after the second check was laundered through the whole federal government in 2020. It probably went in your spam folder.
Show threadJargogglesSep 19, 2025
@ptesarik @Montaagge @mike
Have you seen the stock price lately? Investors are getting spooked. I hear BlackRock is looking for an exit strategy and, as you know, they've been *huge* Antifa backers.
Show threadPetr TesaříkSep 19, 2025
@jargoggles @Montaagge @mike Nah, buy when there’s blood in the streets, even if the blood is yours.
Show threadMichael BaconSep 18, 2025
@mike I still haven't been paid for all the protests I've gone to!
Show threadJDSep 19, 2025
@MichaelTBacon @mike To the top! best comment I've seen in here.
Show threadSpeed demon 🇪🇺 🇳🇴🇺🇦🇵🇸Sep 19, 2025
@MichaelTBacon
I'm not surprised.I'm just a regular member, passive mostly, but nobody has even *tried* to collect membership dues, no contact at all really. Seems, as organisations go, we're rather disorganised.
@mike
Show threadHeatherTXSep 18, 2025
@mike I hope next Wednesday’s potluck lunch is still on! 😏
Show threadComrade WeezSep 18, 2025
@mike Finance has finally caught up the top-ups on the debit cards, though, that's kind of a plus.
Show threadSomeVeganCheeseIsOkSep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @mike dude there were no debit cards. You ordered debit cards? Who authorized that? We're outsourcing to an approved third party credit agency headquartered in a nice socialist utopia.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk look, it was someone in finance, I don't pretend to understand the machinations of the anti-corporate corporate structure. I'm just a lowly section manger, you know, another cog in the machine. I protest, I get paid, I buy vegan sausages. That's all. @mike
Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)Sep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @mike I hope you went through the procurement team for those vegan sausages. There are spreadsheets, and more spreadsheets.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@jackyan Procurement is too bloody slow. I got pork last time. Eff this purity stuff. @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @mike
Show threadSomeVeganCheeseIsOkSep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @jackyan @mike pork?!? I am absolutely positive that's not on the approved purchases list. There's no reimbursement for that. Did you file it as an expense? ...did you claim it as just "sausage" or did you tell them it was pork? Someone's gonna be over a barrel for this.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk 'natural protein' sausages my dude. Item 36, procurement spec catalogue. It's not a lie! 😃 @jackyan @mike
Show threadSomeVeganCheeseIsOkSep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @jackyan @mike item 36 is a black hoodie. Item 38 is natural protein, but the definition of "natural protein" specifically excludes species that can understand how to use a mirror.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk And that's another thing, Finance hasn't reimbursed my new eyeglasses so the optician won't let me pick them up. They're probably a fascist front optical provider. @jackyan @mike
Show threadSomeVeganCheeseIsOkSep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @jackyan @mike there's a *huge* supply chain gap in opticians right now for some regions.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @jackyan @mike I blame Fuckerberg. Trying to slither his way into eyeglasses with his AI garbage.
Show threadFlaming CheetoSep 18, 2025
@mike In my division, they *just* finalized the LLC paperwork but now the general counsel says going back to an LLP could be a better liability shield and have fundraising advantages. Oy.
Show threadJeff GriggSep 19, 2025

@mike

I'm good at annoying people, but I'm just not sure I'm quite up to installing feelings of absolute terror. I feel like such an imposter now. 😢

Show threadJimTheWhyGuy ❌👑Sep 19, 2025

@mike the other 2 guys in my cell are definitely not talking with me until I tell them what our 26Q1 KPIs are.

I'm just f--kin with ya. Our plans so far have just been to point and laugh at as many MAGAts and fascists we see 😎

Show threadmk30Sep 19, 2025
@mike the radical zine production team is DYING on photocopy costs as it is, and now this!
Show threadmk30Sep 19, 2025
@mike and has anyone heard from team screenprinted tshirts?? my meeting invites to them have gone completely unanswered. team wheatpaste is starting to think that our quarterly art goals are going to be completely blown, and team "giant protest puppets" is overspending on paper and glue every single month!
Show threadMatt BoehmSep 19, 2025

@mike
You're fine. We accounted for this in the last collective bargaining agreement. We room that in lieu the 12% matching on stock options.

Check with your local union rep. They'll set up a meeting with HR and so you all can review how this is covered in the employment agreement.

Show threadLittleScrapsoftheNorthSep 19, 2025
@mike all you commenters are a hoot… made the original post even better! Thank you for the smile
Show threadSlayerranger/CrackamphetamineSep 19, 2025
@mike Are the engineers still building those sex tunnels for us? 😔
Show threadSlayerranger/CrackamphetamineSep 19, 2025
@mike It’s a morale booster 🥺
Show threadiris ✿ sandwalkerSep 19, 2025
@crackamphetamine my floor 😅 @mike
Show threadIka MakimakiSep 19, 2025
@mike Antifa HR memo said if you file your riot timesheets before close of business this week, they will still process them under the previous classification, but from next week on it's terror rates and forms for everyone.
Show threadSupermoosieSep 19, 2025
@pezmico
Terror rates is time and a half?
@mike
Show threadLafncow Sep 19, 2025
@mike last I heard, the molotov cocktail division is "restructuring into a leaner, more comrad-focused LLC" and they took away the break room snacks!
Show threadThe Drop Bear 2.0 Sep 19, 2025
@mike this isn’t going to look good on anyone’s resume 😬
Show threadJDSep 19, 2025
@mike OMG I was gonna go to Vail, now I won't be able to afford it! We'll have to cancel the hot tub and pool project as well. Shucks.
Show threadRobert KalweitSep 19, 2025
@mike come on, the entire org is a mess already. We don't know who is who, who's in charge and how do I get a raise? I want to see our org-chart!
Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)Sep 19, 2025
@mike Wait a minute, youʼre getting paid?
Show threadElias ProbstSep 19, 2025

@jackyan spotted the intern...

How's your day going with those entry-level tasks like filling Molotov cocktails, cutting cardboard for protest signs and running errands like buying spray cans?

@mike

Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)Sep 19, 2025
@eliasp @mike Iʼll get to those right after the introductory training videos and the corporate induction. Do you know if the CEOʼs (comrade ex officio) going to be there?
Show threadJules she/herSep 19, 2025
@eliasp @jackyan @mike your office has your interns buying spray cans? Mate, the paperwork involved in getting petty cash spend signed off on the divisional credit card just isn't worth the time saving, just get someone with an expense account like an Assistant Deputy Comrade or higher to do it.
Show threadiris ✿ sandwalkerSep 19, 2025
@afewbugs Assistant Deputy Comrade is gold 😹
@eliasp @jackyan @mike
Show threadJules she/herSep 19, 2025
@Irisherself @eliasp @jackyan @mike no Assistant Deputy Comrade is still only Bronze tier when it comes to the assignment of holiday and parking privileges, but they do have the option to upgrade to Silver tier for dental benefits by joining the optional Salary Sacrifice Scheme
Show threadEric SchutteSep 19, 2025
@mike
The Antifa organization has a long history of aggression, Antifa seen here in action, june 6 1944 👇🏼
#uspol #antifa #FascismInTheUSA #RemoveTrump #SaveDemocracy
Show threadGhostbreaker SMASH!!Sep 19, 2025
@ericschutte @mike
Show threadJoe Brockmeier (@jzb)Sep 19, 2025
@ericschutte My grandfathers and great uncles were all proud, active Antifa members. I can only imagine how pissed they'd be if they'd lived long enough to witness what the U.S. has become today. @mike
Show threadDagnabbit, Pascaline! 💥Sep 19, 2025

@jzb

Anti antifa is rampant.
Yesterday, in The Netherlands, parties wanted to vote in favour of designating 'Antifa' as a terrorist organisation. They referred to the USA, to strengthen their appeal.

VVD, BBB, PVV, SGP, JA21, & FvD have similar agendas, lick the heels of big agro, tech, and of course Trump, and would love to fully control & regulate the population. SGP is a very strict religious party that does not allow women in power. They love the Heritage Foundation.

@ericschutte @mike

Show threadcreohn 💥Sep 19, 2025
@mike even if AntiFa may now be broke now … you can still redeem your solidarity points with the cooperation partners. Just show your loyalty card
Show threadThomasSep 19, 2025

@creohn @mike

Where to get one of these?

Show threadThomasSep 19, 2025

@creohn @mike

OK, found it …

https://antifamily-card.de/

Hol’ Dir Deine ANTIFAmily©™-Card

Alle Vorteile, alle Features. Nur auf www.antifamily-card.de

ANTIFAmily-Card
Show threadThomasSep 19, 2025

@creohn @mike

just ordered three of them...

Show threadDec [{()}]Sep 21, 2025

@coastgnu @creohn @mike
Don't forget that the Platinum card will also cover your "daily needs of adrenochrome, disinfectant and vitamin C."
https://www.truthorfiction.com/antifa-debit-card/

More info (in French) about discounts:
https://www.debunkersdehoax.org/wtf-77-bientot-chez-vous-la-carte-de-credit-soros-antifamily/

Is There an ‘Antifa Debit Card’?

An allegedly "targeted individual" used a satirical group's joke to regurgitate a right-wing boogeyman.

Truth or Fiction?
Show threadN33R ➡️ Cables of Resistance ⚸ 🩸  Sep 19, 2025
@mike I hope the execs don't touch the pension fund :(
Show threadChristopher SnowhillSep 19, 2025

@mike I somehow find it both cute and ultimately dangerous when fascists think that "Antifa" is a real organization with leadership and money behind it. You know, projecting as they may.

They'd have a field day if it really were so, of course, so nobody will do something like that for real.

Show threadmajina cyborg mouse Sep 19, 2025
@mike HQ hasn't answered my requests about pending demonstration money payments in weeks!