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Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]Sep 18, 2025

My Antifa team leader is pissed.

Having the organisation reclassified has placed us under a totally new compliance framework and making the process changes is going to throw out all our KPIs for Q4. Nobody's getting a bonus in this performance review cycle. What total bullshit.

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Jack Yan (甄爵恩)Sep 19, 2025

@mike Wait a minute, youʼre getting paid?

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Elias Probst Sep 19, 2025

@jackyan spotted the intern...

How's your day going with those entry-level tasks like filling Molotov cocktails, cutting cardboard for protest signs and running errands like buying spray cans?

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Jack Yan (甄爵恩)

@eliasp @mike Iʼll get to those right after the introductory training videos and the corporate induction. Do you know if the CEOʼs (comrade ex officio) going to be there?