Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]Sep 18, 2025

My Antifa team leader is pissed.

Having the organisation reclassified has placed us under a totally new compliance framework and making the process changes is going to throw out all our KPIs for Q4. Nobody's getting a bonus in this performance review cycle. What total bullshit.

Show threadComrade WeezSep 18, 2025
@mike Finance has finally caught up the top-ups on the debit cards, though, that's kind of a plus.
Show threadSomeVeganCheeseIsOk
@weezmgk @mike dude there were no debit cards. You ordered debit cards? Who authorized that? We're outsourcing to an approved third party credit agency headquartered in a nice socialist utopia.
Sep 19, 2025 at 12:18amWeb
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk look, it was someone in finance, I don't pretend to understand the machinations of the anti-corporate corporate structure. I'm just a lowly section manger, you know, another cog in the machine. I protest, I get paid, I buy vegan sausages. That's all. @mike
Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)Sep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @mike I hope you went through the procurement team for those vegan sausages. There are spreadsheets, and more spreadsheets.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@jackyan Procurement is too bloody slow. I got pork last time. Eff this purity stuff. @SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @mike
Show threadSomeVeganCheeseIsOkSep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @jackyan @mike pork?!? I am absolutely positive that's not on the approved purchases list. There's no reimbursement for that. Did you file it as an expense? ...did you claim it as just "sausage" or did you tell them it was pork? Someone's gonna be over a barrel for this.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk 'natural protein' sausages my dude. Item 36, procurement spec catalogue. It's not a lie! 😃 @jackyan @mike
Show threadSomeVeganCheeseIsOkSep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @jackyan @mike item 36 is a black hoodie. Item 38 is natural protein, but the definition of "natural protein" specifically excludes species that can understand how to use a mirror.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk And that's another thing, Finance hasn't reimbursed my new eyeglasses so the optician won't let me pick them up. They're probably a fascist front optical provider. @jackyan @mike
Show threadSomeVeganCheeseIsOkSep 19, 2025
@weezmgk @jackyan @mike there's a *huge* supply chain gap in opticians right now for some regions.
Show threadComrade WeezSep 19, 2025
@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @jackyan @mike I blame Fuckerberg. Trying to slither his way into eyeglasses with his AI garbage.