Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]Sep 18, 2025

My Antifa team leader is pissed.

Having the organisation reclassified has placed us under a totally new compliance framework and making the process changes is going to throw out all our KPIs for Q4. Nobody's getting a bonus in this performance review cycle. What total bullshit.

Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)
@mike Wait a minute, youʼre getting paid?
Sep 19, 2025 at 6:38amWeb
Show threadElias ProbstSep 19, 2025

@jackyan spotted the intern...

How's your day going with those entry-level tasks like filling Molotov cocktails, cutting cardboard for protest signs and running errands like buying spray cans?

@mike

Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)Sep 19, 2025
@eliasp @mike Iʼll get to those right after the introductory training videos and the corporate induction. Do you know if the CEOʼs (comrade ex officio) going to be there?
Show threadJules she/herSep 19, 2025
@eliasp @jackyan @mike your office has your interns buying spray cans? Mate, the paperwork involved in getting petty cash spend signed off on the divisional credit card just isn't worth the time saving, just get someone with an expense account like an Assistant Deputy Comrade or higher to do it.
Show threadiris ✿ sandwalkerSep 19, 2025
@afewbugs Assistant Deputy Comrade is gold 😹
@eliasp @jackyan @mike
Show threadJules she/herSep 19, 2025
@Irisherself @eliasp @jackyan @mike no Assistant Deputy Comrade is still only Bronze tier when it comes to the assignment of holiday and parking privileges, but they do have the option to upgrade to Silver tier for dental benefits by joining the optional Salary Sacrifice Scheme