have I mentioned that I hate SD cards? because wow do I hate SD cards. awful awful storage format.
poor physical resilience, poor data integrity and retention at both rest and in flight, a mix of standard and proprietary protocols, a massive standards shitshow, utterly uninteligible branding on speed grades, and a market for fakes and bullshit claims that makes buying them a miserable gamble
microSD in particular is a product category that I find baffling. it is so physically small that it becomes useless as a portable storage medium because you 100% will lose it, and if you need any appreciable density or performance on the thing it's also very expensive, which makes losing it all the more terrible. so most of the time it's only getting used for expansion storage, which would be far better served by the device just having more native storage using a far better device type.
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Yes, but hear me out:

@Andres

That's a nice case, but it really needs to have a lock on it...

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@Andres @gsuberland Now make it a Cherry compatible Keycap

@Andres @gsuberland

hey, where are the dividers, how am I supposed to know which ones are accounting programs and which ones are games?

@RueNahcMohr @Andres @gsuberland Don't forget the 3rd category: boot disks

@Andres @gsuberland

... and lets talk about locks...

@Andres @gsuberland Don't suppose you have a link to that STL, do you? ^_^
@moira @Andres @gsuberland Seconded. That is absolutely awesome
@GeoWend @moira @Andres @gsuberland looks like the guy who made this sells them for $22 each. https://transmutable.gumroad.com/l/msdfo?layout=profile
Smol Floppy Disk Organizer for Micro SD Cards

Back when floppies were new we kept them safe in somewhat terrible plastic bins.Now that micro SD cards can hold thousands of times more data they're what we use and what we lose! Because, smol.So, here's a little throwback to the floppy organizer but sized for micro SD cards. I used double-sided tape to stick mine to the top of my PC monitor because I'd lose it on my messy desk.If you're looking for another size (but still smol) floppy organizer then we have then for SD cards and Switch cartridges.Notes:These wee floppy organizers do not include micro SD cards.Please be aware that these are made on demand by me, Trevor Flowers, in a garage workshop so while I always try to make and ship these little friends in a timely manner sometimes I need to rest in a hammock and daydream about alternative timelines where Lisp machines became the norm.

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@purp @GeoWend @Andres @gsuberland ah, well, valid. Don't want one that badly tho' xD
@purp
Sold, because apparently he sold out - at least until he feels like offering more. I see him being very confused by the sudden interest. 😂
@GeoWend @moira @Andres @gsuberland

@rlcw @purp @GeoWend @moira @Andres @gsuberland I recreated the design for myself and made one, thought you all might also be interested if you have access to a 3d printer?

https://www.printables.com/model/1426617-micro-sd-card-organizer-as-a-35-floppy-disk-caddy

Micro SD Card organizer as a 3.5” floppy disk caddy by moviebrain | Download free STL model | Printables.com

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@purp @GeoWend @moira @Andres @gsuberland if this came in a sim card version (and with little paper sleeves for the cards...) I'd be so into it
@moira @gsuberland
I wish I had, I want it so badly.
@Andres @gsuberland That is awesome. Good memories!
@Andres @gsuberland but the lock!
@mirabilos Ah, the very secure lock where you can open the locked case by (checks notes) pressing in the front of it as you lift the lid...

@Bern but https://corteximplant.com/@ink/115152050939671915 !

(Perhaps that was even the point. Of course, my parents ended up checking whether the monitor was cold when they came back… 😾)

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@mirabilos @Bern We were just discussing how those floppies are not in there in a way that normal humans would have them.
@mirabilos @Andres @gsuberland yeah, without a lock I can‘t take this serious!
@Andres @gsuberland That is adorable and I want to print one.
@Andres @gsuberland I NEED MANY OF THESE. Does whoever print them also make two row ones and 5.25 err SD ones?
@Andres holy cow I love this
@Andres @gsuberland You know, you can double the capacity of an SD card by cutting a little notch in the side and flipping it over...

@arclight @Andres @gsuberland

I have to use SD-cards for listening to offline music in the car - the USB socket is taken up by a wireless dongle for Android Auto.

(I prefer linear radio or offline music as with Android Auto the transition between the navi app voice and music is more jarring).

I regularly end up dropping the card in the passenger footwell and having to scrabble about for it (often using a LED torch to search for it), I almost miss the days of cassettes..

@arclight @Andres @gsuberland just be sure to cover the notch with tape later so no one accidentally writes over it
This is just too cute ❤️

@Andres @gsuberland add in a super-ineffective key lock that can be easily bypassed and I'm in
@Andres @gsuberland ah that brings me memories of the boxes with diskettes that we used to have
holy, this one exploded big time.
To be fair it's very tiny and cute.

@Andres

Oh! Isn't that adorable? I am tempted to get one.

@Andres @gsuberland "Yes, director. The Russian operative hid the stolen agents' list in his daughter's dollhouse."