jakob

@themoep@infosec.exchange
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security scholar, conjurer of pretty pixels and sounds
pronounshe/him
mood:kirby_sleep: intensifies
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gif is pronounced/χif/ (voiceless uvular fricative)

"mitagation: if I stop driving drunk the likelihood I get into a traffic accident is lowered. (I don't drive drunk, this is an example!)"

Glad they clarified that. 

 🥬 OH: "data leek"

asking the students to give examples of risk mitigation and risk elimination made for the funniest exam answers I've read in a while.

"risk elimination: removes the risk entirely. e.g. If the risk is someone breaking into your house, not having a house would eliminate this risk."

edit: the student wrote elimination not mitigation. and also got points for this silly but correct example. Not always reasonable to remove the house tho ^

  OH: "treat intelligence"
currently sad I can't name my laptop X5O!P%@ap[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H* because it has special characters. (context)
EICAR test file - Wikipedia

today I dreamt that I visited a friend who had a cat around. not their cat, just a cat that hung out at their place and was curious about people but kept its safe distance. As we were sitting at the table it came straight to me, jumped into my lap and started purring. that was a nice dream
Hallo Auskenner*innen, ich würde sehr gerne endlich bisschen graphic design lernen per youtube - so in die Richtung Stickers designen, auch bisschen "corporate branding" weil ich einen Laden und eine "IP" habe ("" wegen imposter syndrome, yk) also falls wer einen richtig guten, am besten auch selbst genutzten graphic design 101 (oder photoshop 101, ich hab die adobe sachen!) kurs auf youtube weiß, dann bitte lasst mir einen link oder namen da, wäre euch sehr verbunden, gern auch retooten, BUSSI!
on the one hand, I accidentally a whole bottle of club mate. On the other hand I am done with something I didn't expect to finish before the end of the week. 
too late for posting a year in rear-view?
socks are an important ingredient in a balanced wardrobe but can be substituted with other items #contextfree