nixCraft ๐ŸงJun 25
Who tf is the decimal ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Show threadHuntn00
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nixCraft ๐ŸงJun 25
Who tf is the decimal ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Show threadJames GilbertJun 25
@nixCraft A cyborg.
Show threadR.L. Dane   ๐Ÿต Jun 25

@nixCraft

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Ej0HaDLaoRk

Show threadbazkie ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿ’ป bitplanes ๐ŸŽตJun 25
@nixCraft Yesterday I was, half the man I'd used to be ๐ŸŽถ
Show threadCassandrichJun 25
@nixCraft It's not a single half person. It's all the billionaires who are each slightly under 0.018% human still.
Show threadCassandrichJun 25

@nixCraft No wait maybe it's....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_R180kIGs

HALF HORSE HALF MAN | OFFICIAL VIDEO

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Show threadOzzelotJun 25
@dalias
There's canonically multiple of them... Must be an odd number.
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Show threadBrianJun 25
@nixCraft Count happened mid birth?
Show threadmossyruaJun 25

@nixCraft

TACO?

Show threadMischievous Loner Jun 25
@nixCraft Half a person
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Show threadPeter Jakobs โ›ตJun 25
@nixCraft half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be
Show threadteledyn ๐“‚€Jun 25

@pjakobs @nixCraft

Singing! https://youtu.be/NVhXkQu5_Ig?si=OY3pr7Vnqn_V-zKw

Eric the Half a Bee - Lyrics

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Show threadAnimalSpiritsJun 25
@nixCraft
Mr and Mrs Point decided to encumber their child with the name Floating.
Show threadIznogoudJun 25
@nixCraft ๐Ÿ…/๐Ÿ…
Show threadFuturistic Robert [KJ5ELX] Jun 25
@nixCraft all of Trump's cabinet + trump. With a 50% margin of error.
Show threadLazy B0yJun 25
@nixCraft half man half elephant
Show threadStefan SchollJun 25
@nixCraft Half-Life 3
Show threadferricoxideJun 25
@nixCraft

Someone in comas on life support that haven't died yet?

The still walking around organs from donors?
Show threadPasswordsarehard4Jun 25
@ferricoxide @nixCraft BRING OUT YOUR DEAD, BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
Show threadROTOPE~1 Jun 25
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Show threadRaulJun 25
@nixCraft Genetically, some are only partially human. You know, some vampires, warewolves, reptilians, politicians, lawyers etc. Hence the total "people" count ends up fractional, not whole ;)
Show threadcrazyeddieJun 25
@nixCraft I guess they figure someone somewhere is still halfway stuck in a vagina.
Show threadRIBBBITn3rdingJun 25
@nixCraft Porbally me. I've long felt like I'm an NPC.
Show threadCatSalad๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) Jun 25
@nixCraft It's me. The other half is a cat.
Show threadJeni TehanJun 25
@nixCraft Halfsharkalligatorhalfman
Show threadFandaSinJun 25

@jeni

Now I need to see this movie!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†

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Show threadJeni TehanJun 25

@FandaSin @nixCraft This is the best I can do!

https://youtu.be/Abky6hbKPpg

Dr. Octagon - Halfsharkalligatorhalfman

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Show threadFandaSinJun 25

@jeni

I was expecting something little bit different, but thanks anyway.๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚

@nixCraft

Show threadComfortably NumbJun 25
@nixCraft Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be
Show threadFandaSinJun 25

@nixCraft

putin, Trump, Musk, Bezos, Kim (from North Korea, not Kardashian, even though...), Xi, and few other dictators and awful beings walking on this planet.
They might put together almost half of HUMAN being.๐Ÿ˜‰
Not decent, just human, just half, all of them...

Show threadSydJun 25
@nixCraft one was just born in that exact second.
Show threadvitaut ๐Ÿคโค๏ธ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆJun 25
@nixCraft one guy who is a half of a man he used to be
Show threadRobert FrankJun 25
@nixCraft
Never watched two and a half men
or The naked gun 2 1/2?
Show threadssekretJun 25
@nixCraft he's now but a half of a man he once was...
Show threadSven (Der Cybรคr)Jun 25

@nixCraft

The 0.5 is the knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Show threadAndrocatJun 25

@nixCraft My guess, about half a million republicans.

They have lost almost all their humanity, so even adding them up they only amount to half a person.

Show threadHugo MillsJun 25
@nixCraft It's actually three people. They're triplets: Hemi, Demi and Semi O'Half.
Show threadDavid Cantrell ๐ŸJun 25
@nixCraft if you add up all the supernumerary nipples they come to 2102.5 people
Show threadRyek DarkenerJun 25

@nixCraft

Somebody who is "a little" pregnant? ;)

Show threadboomhauerJun 25
@nixCraft a baby was in the process of being born when you googled that
Show threadPatrick SchmitzJun 25
@nixCraft it could be a centaur, but then there should also be 0.5 horses somewhere in the statistics.
Show threadgavinisdie Jun 25
@nixCraft its gotta be Gordon Freeman, he's lived half a life
Show threadqwazixJun 25
@nixCraft it's a centaur
Show thread๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐBlue. Zelensky.Jun 25
@nixCraft Iโ€™m not quite dead.
Show threadMrinappropriateJun 25
@nixCraft Fellow called Schrodinger.
Show threadLog ๐ŸชตJun 25
@nixCraft Possibly a Sackville-Baggins, a Hornblower, or a Proudfoot? Maybe a Brandybuck?
Show threadRalf E. aus W. am Rh.Jun 25
@nixCraft Didn't you watch "2 nd 1/2 Men"?
Show threadBenlactusJun 25

@nixCraft

So accurate it measures babies half way out

Show threadpaulJun 25

@TheBreadmonkey @nixCraft

short kings like me!

Show threadKennerJun 25
@nixCraft AI
Show threadmichaelJun 25
@nixCraft Someone is feeding Schroedinger's cat
Show threadHuntn00Jun 25
@nixCraft was gonna make a clever comment, but itโ€™s already been covered.โ˜บ๏ธ
Show threadAdvanced Persistent TeapotJun 25
@nixCraft it gets even weirder when you realise that I am 1โ…“ of a person
Show threadMichelle HughesJun 25

@nixCraft

It's a very good dog.

Show threadArne Dehli HalvorsenJun 25
@nixCraft anyone have access to biscuit statistics, to see if there's a half there too?
Show threadEmmaJun 25
@nixCraft It could be like a pregnant woman, who's 4 and a half months in...
Show threadโšกTasin ๐Ÿš€Jun 25
@nixCraft Israel
Show threadDavid CohenJun 25
@nixCraft J.D. Vance. He only counts as half because he sold his soul to Trump.
Show threadIrene (she/they, Sir/Mr.)Jun 25

@nixCraft

Oh dont worry, hes a whole person but he only shows up half the time