nixCraft π§Who tf is the decimal π
James Gilbert@nixCraft A cyborg.
R.L. Dane 
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bazkie π©πΌβπ»@nixCraft Yesterday I was, half the man I'd used to be πΆ
mms 
Cassandrich@nixCraft It's not a single half person. It's all the billionaires who are each slightly under 0.018% human still.
@nixCraft No wait maybe it's....
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Ozzelot 
Brian
π Superball βοΈ@Drat Oooh that must be it.
mossyrua
Mischievous Loner 
Peter Jakobs β΅@nixCraft half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be
teledyn π
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AnimalSpirits@nixCraft
Mr and Mrs Point decided to encumber their child with the name Floating.
Mr and Mrs Point decided to encumber their child with the name Floating.
Iznogoud
Futuristic Robert [KJ5ELX] 
@nixCraft all of Trump's cabinet + trump. With a 50% margin of error.
Lazy B0y
Luke Nelson@nixCraft They were being born while the query was running π
Stefan Scholl@nixCraft Half-Life 3
ferricoxide@nixCraft
Someone in comas on life support that haven't died yet?
The still walking around organs from donors?
Someone in comas on life support that haven't died yet?
The still walking around organs from donors?
Passwordsarehard4@ferricoxide @nixCraft BRING OUT YOUR DEAD, BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
ROTOPE~1 
AndrΓ© 
Raul
crazyeddie@nixCraft I guess they figure someone somewhere is still halfway stuck in a vagina.
RIBBBITn3rding@nixCraft Porbally me. I've long felt like I'm an NPC.
CatSaladππ₯ (D.Burch) 
@nixCraft It's me. The other half is a cat.
Jeni Tehan@nixCraft Halfsharkalligatorhalfman
FandaSin
Comfortably Numb@nixCraft Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be
Syd
vitaut π€β€οΈπ€ πΊπ¦@nixCraft one guy who is a half of a man he used to be
Robert Frank
ssekret
Al Sweigart@nixCraft The average person has less than two legs.
Kevin Trainor@AlSweigart @nixCraft I was going to go all grammar nazi on you and claim that it should be βfewer legsβ. Then, I remembered that human legs come in all forms and many of us have partial legs. Some of us use prosthetic legs. So, the grammar nazi lost this round to a realization that not all humans have typical anatomy.
Sven (Der CybΓ€r)The 0.5 is the knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Androcat
Hugo Mills@nixCraft It's actually three people. They're triplets: Hemi, Demi and Semi O'Half.
David Cantrell π@nixCraft if you add up all the supernumerary nipples they come to 2102.5 people
Ryek DarkenerSomebody who is "a little" pregnant? ;)
boomhauer
Patrick Schmitz@nixCraft it could be a centaur, but then there should also be 0.5 horses somewhere in the statistics.
gavinisdie 
@nixCraft its gotta be Gordon Freeman, he's lived half a life
qwazix
π©π°Blue. Zelensky.@nixCraft Iβm not quite dead.
Mrinappropriate@nixCraft Fellow called Schrodinger.
Log πͺ΅
Ralf E. aus W. am Rh.@nixCraft Didn't you watch "2 nd 1/2 Men"?
Benlanis MorissetteSo accurate it measures babies half way out
paulshort kings like me!
Kenner
michael
Huntn00
Advanced Persistent Teapot@nixCraft it gets even weirder when you realise that I am 1β
of a person