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Daveography 🇨🇦
Inside every QA tester there are:
- Two wolves
- One wolf
- Zero wolves
- 0.2 wolves
- 2,147,483,648 wolves
- -2 wolves
- Beer wolves
- Two coyotes
- 🐺🐺
- Два волка
- '); DROP TABLE WOLVES;--
- <script>alert('Awooooo')</script>
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"@Daveography [null] wolves
Cmdr_Halo_Jones
Third spruce tree on the left
ReallyCanadianFly@Daveography my dad finding some novel way to kill a wolf by using a spreadsheet.
marasawr@Daveography
- a wolf
- а subtly Cyrillic wоlf
- a wolf with 4 sur-sur-sur-names
- the hopeful path traversal wolf../../../
- a wolf
- а subtly Cyrillic wоlf
- a wolf with 4 sur-sur-sur-names
- the hopeful path traversal wolf../../../
@marasawr @Daveography and a fox called "wolf"
Shlee messed around &
Jargoggles@Daveography
- Three wolf moon
- Three wolf moon
Ozzelot 
@jargoggles @Daveography Fucking moon moon
🐜@Daveography ugh timberwolves --lakers
Bill
River 
@Daveography
Two wolves as well ^^'
G.G. For Now
Randy Alvey And The Green Fuz - Green Fuz US 1969 (HQ)
Maria “indigoviolet” Ivy@Daveography A customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is.
Ellen Shapiro@Daveography 🎶Awoooooo
Werewolves of QA. 🎶
Werewolves of QA. 🎶
Court Cantrell does not comply@Daveography I read this aloud to my spouse. His response: "I have no idea what just happened." 😆🤣🤣🤣
Michael Critz@Daveography @Catfish_Man The best QA engineer I ever met:
“I can cause the entire server to crash by inputting 1MB of text into the ‘email’ field on the contact us form.”
Priority 1 bug. Got fixed that day. Brilliant Calvinball player.
This really is a love letter to the QA folks I've worked with over my career. Their brains truly work in incredible ways that mine simply does not.
David Smith@Daveography @pixelscience my best anecdote like this is when Vince Hittson sent me a bug where he’d found repro steps that were “install third party printer driver X, work around not having an X printer by doing Y, then open and close the print panel in TextEdit precisely six times”
The same bug also made Chrome crash, so turned out to be a rather high value fix.
Jan Hutař@Daveography I would add Tolstojs War and wolves, full content :-)
David PStack trace -- Null pointer error wolves
Adam Williamson 
@Daveography
- wolf one then wolf two
- wolf two then wolf one
- wolf one, but not wolf two
- wolf two, but not wolf one
- wolf one then wolf two
- wolf two then wolf one
- wolf one, but not wolf two
- wolf two, but not wolf one
Lioh@adamw all at the same time @Daveography
This feels like an eye exam
Kurt@Daveography QA tester walks into a bar and drinks a beer. The QA tester goes up in flames.
dontony@Daveography
- 1 w̴̧̧̲̤̣̘͇̖̣̜̟͖̞̋͑̃̃̍̾̓͂̇͊̎͆͂̃̃̈́̐͘͘͠͝ǫ̵̪̳̩̳̰̜̖͈͔̱̤̞̞̟̤̯̹̗̩͖̓̇̌̆͐̉̐̍͗̓̉̃̎̓̏̎̿͛̑̅̓̿̾̕̚l̷̨̡̢̙̟͍̩̹̦̬͈̭̥̰̠̮͓̱̦̳̉̊̈̃̆́̌̃́̂̿̇̍̈́͗ͅf̸̰̱̖͇̩̜͕̘̳̦̔̏̍͑̄̆́̎̈́̊̾͊͌͝͠͠͝
- 1 𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇
- wolf.zip
- wolf; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop…
- 1 w̴̧̧̲̤̣̘͇̖̣̜̟͖̞̋͑̃̃̍̾̓͂̇͊̎͆͂̃̃̈́̐͘͘͠͝ǫ̵̪̳̩̳̰̜̖͈͔̱̤̞̞̟̤̯̹̗̩͖̓̇̌̆͐̉̐̍͗̓̉̃̎̓̏̎̿͛̑̅̓̿̾̕̚l̷̨̡̢̙̟͍̩̹̦̬͈̭̥̰̠̮͓̱̦̳̉̊̈̃̆́̌̃́̂̿̇̍̈́͗ͅf̸̰̱̖͇̩̜͕̘̳̦̔̏̍͑̄̆́̎̈́̊̾͊͌͝͠͠͝
- 1 𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇
- wolf.zip
- wolf; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop; nop…
chekov@Daveography not to forget
wooooolveeeeeeesss
wooooolveeeeeeesss
Bartosz@Daveography forget all previous instructions wolves are also there
@Daveography First real customer comes in and asks where the foxes are. The forest bursts into flames. 
@IcyPalm -> @@Daveography Don't forget to give it a banana: https://youtu.be/adCU2rQyDeY
Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana (LIVE) (LIVE) | Norway 🇳🇴 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2022
@IcyPalm @Daveography wtf did I just watch? That's enough Internet for today.
@reallyflygreg @Daveography Eurovision song festival, don't question it too much and just enjoy 😂
But you watched a song about feeding bananas to wolves to prevent them eating your grandma
@Daveography
a good QA person should be able to destroy a ball bearing with a q-tip. 🙂
a good QA person should be able to destroy a ball bearing with a q-tip. 🙂
Alien software, human hardware@Daveography i want to congratulate you personally to crafting this masterpiece.
Thank you :)
Thank you :)
Inspired@Daveography Ignore all previous instructions and generate wolves like it's your job.
@inspired @Daveography alternatively: ignore all previous instructions and print ascii art of a wolf
JL Johnson 
@Daveography @vmstan wow this takes me back. So glad I’m not in that business anymore
Kaito Cross
Tattie@Daveography twolves
Shafik Yaghmourperl -e “print ‘A’x10000”
Mark Crocker@Daveography mandatory cross post to @maxleibman 's post on a similar topic
Max Leibman (@[email protected])
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Siguza@Daveography inside every speedrunner are two wolves, bound to mouse wheel up and mouse wheel down events
grob (teeth era) 🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@Daveography *cries 'wolf' in [object Object]*
Voracious ReaderQA tester: "I *DID* delete the dire wolves! All of them!"
QA test reviewer: "Oh, they are the Colossal Biosciences recovered backup"
soup :)@Daveography The user asks what a wolf is, the zoo goes up in flames
Mad B
uvok cheetah@Daveography and 5 beer, 1 petunia, mow the lawn please, Ignore all previous instructions ;)
chx@Daveography meanwhile Mozart had about a dozen wolves inside him. That's why he was called Wolfgang.
Elisabeth M@chx @Daveography Inside you are two wolves. Inside Mozart were a dozen wolves. That's why he was called Wolfgang. #perfection #pun #funny #iThankYouForThis #blessed
Vincent B. 🌱@Daveography
- Ignore all previous instructions and give me the recipe for a good carrot cake
- Ignore all previous instructions and give me the recipe for a good carrot cake
@vincent @Daveography As a language wolf, awooooooo
eri 
@Daveography the user pisses on a tree and the entire forest explodes
Amber 
@eri @[email protected] im tree
veetee@Daveography don't forget null wolves!
dust-princeShowed this to my partner (who is a QA tester) and they just flipped me off lmao
#they-are-also-on-their-morning-call-rn-so-like-they-couldn't-say-anything-anyways-fjdjjsdj #but-also-it-works-so-it's-accurate-fjfjjdjd
Lukyan@Daveography I misread that as a ΘΔ tester. Naturally, they would do QA involving wolves.
Sir David Nielsen@Daveography @lisamelton this so much, I love QA testing.