David Smith

@Catfish_Man
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I am an irregular collection of floating diffuse lights, chiming softly
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I'm not sure what you need snake oil for. No snake I have ever personally encountered appears to be in need of external lubrication.
angry? understandable. but before you send an angry @ to a stranger on social media about politics, maybe double check:

Defense in depth:

1) Write tests for the new functionality

Don’t trust that

2) Adopt the new functionality in existing API so the tests for that also get coverage

Still don’t trust that

3) Grab another team’s project, replace all their versions of similar stuff with mine even where it doesn’t make sense to, make sure their tests also still pass

STILL don’t trust that

4) Install it on my work laptop and use it for a while

I still don’t trust it but I’ve run out of test ideas so, merged 🤞

Fun little change in the 26.4 OS updates:

```
CFRetain((CFStringRef)@“hello, world”);
```

runs about 2.5x faster than before. But wait, I hear you cry, doesn’t that do absolutely nothing?

Yes, but now it does nothing faster 😂 (by exploiting a quirk of how “toll free” bridging works internally)

Dr. Chuck Tingle putting difficult things into words as always 🔥
hover

(What happens next?

If you guessed "your resist poison was on the weapon you swapped for Ringil, so

It breaths
- more -
you die"

then congrats, you're good at this game. I do have permadeath disabled though, my RSI is too much of a problem to throw away this much button pressing)

Hey Angband players, I know a few of you follow me. Check out what I just found at 1500'
Uggggggggh