Inside every QA tester there are:

- Two wolves
- One wolf
- Zero wolves
- 0.2 wolves
- 2,147,483,648 wolves
- -2 wolves
- Beer wolves
- Two coyotes
- 🐺🐺
- Два волка
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- <script>alert('Awooooo')</script>

@Daveography @Catfish_Man The best QA engineer I ever met:

“I can cause the entire server to crash by inputting 1MB of text into the ‘email’ field on the contact us form.”

Priority 1 bug. Got fixed that day. Brilliant Calvinball player.

@pixelscience @Catfish_Man

This really is a love letter to the QA folks I've worked with over my career. Their brains truly work in incredible ways that mine simply does not.

@Daveography @pixelscience my best anecdote like this is when Vince Hittson sent me a bug where he’d found repro steps that were “install third party printer driver X, work around not having an X printer by doing Y, then open and close the print panel in TextEdit precisely six times”

The same bug also made Chrome crash, so turned out to be a rather high value fix.