I told ChatGPT to write a tweet that sounded human and it said:

"Embracing the chaos, one caffeine-fueled brainstorm at a time. 🚀💡"

So now I'm rebranding as Chaos Fuel™, a life coach for founders who just discovered Notion.
#startuplife #blessed

RE: https://ext.sportsbots.xyz/statuses/2015178086166229137

I lived long enough to see the day Purdue fans complained about the officiating they got at home. #Blessed

Every startup is just a group of people trying to replace their mom with software.

She reminded you to eat. They send you push notifications.

She said she was proud of you. They integrate a badge system.

She loved you. They raised a Series A. ❤️ #startuplife #blessed