god isnt mythology
cauliflower
linguini
you can think things that aren't true
water and milk
without the slow creep
laminate me
magneto cock cage
isekai truck
theresa
make your own foot scrub
my roommate is a pulley
boomgasm
losing blood
the first rule of baking
calling me a slur would've been easier
post cunt
grope-nheimer
rorschach test
tricky dick
testicle refund
tiramisu
bill and ted
tes THDPSSSSPS
the information withholder
salem witch premium
the fox and mole
horseified
buttons that go hard
jfk
hedgehog
flawless praxis
Stephanie
welcome to the pee pee palace
hotel art
medieval groupchat
elon musk
top gun
ancient persian poet
climbing up this incline again alone
@stavvers And if I only could, face god and walk backwards into the gates of hell
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calling me a slur would've been easier
post cunt
grope-nheimer
rorschach test
tricky dick
testicle refund
tiramisu
bill and ted
tes THDPSSSSPS
the information withholder
salem witch premium
@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆
@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies

@stavvers

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg
@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi
@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie
@stavvers Unless they are Bodhisattvas and chose to stay behind and help others transcend? (Once they actually learn to play guitar)
@stavvers they are committed to not leave samsara until all leave samsara
@stavvers
Didnlt that guy there, on the left grow up a little and become Neo?
@stavvers What about their characters is enlightened?

@stavvers

*Banjo has been slain by this image*

@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"
@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know
@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.
Just shows how routinely USian healthcare overcharges people. It's not usually so easy to catch.
@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too
@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module
@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?

@salvae23 @agturcz @stavvers absolutely nothing to do with it, and the j in Polish isn't pronounced like the j in Spanish lol

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/j%C4%85dro

jądro - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

Wiktionary
@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide
@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.
@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.

@stavvers

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stavvers i want this so badly to be real!