god isnt mythology
cauliflower
linguini
you can think things that aren't true
water and milk
without the slow creep
laminate me
magneto cock cage
isekai truck
theresa
make your own foot scrub
my roommate is a pulley
boomgasm
losing blood
the first rule of baking
calling me a slur would've been easier
post cunt
grope-nheimer
rorschach test
tricky dick
testicle refund
tiramisu
bill and ted
tes THDPSSSSPS
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salem witch premium
the fox and mole
horseified
buttons that go hard
jfk
hedgehog
flawless praxis
Stephanie
welcome to the pee pee palace
hotel art
medieval groupchat
elon musk
top gun
ancient persian poet
climbing up this incline again alone
@stavvers And if I only could, face god and walk backwards into the gates of hell
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tes THDPSSSSPS
the information withholder
salem witch premium
the fox and mole
horseified
buttons that go hard
jfk
hedgehog
flawless praxis
Stephanie
welcome to the pee pee palace
hotel art
medieval groupchat
elon musk
top gun
ancient persian poet
climbing up this incline again alone
one guard lies
whimsical idiot boyfriend
shipping discourse
I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
@stavvers Oh, Mother of God! I read through all of that except the last paragraph before I remembered how Im supposed to be extra wary of distractions when I don’t want to finish getting ready for work…
@stavvers have these people considered that they might live in different countries or areas, or work in different industries?
@stavvers finally some good shipping discourse
@stavvers Also i think they should make human size boxes for me to sit in
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That is a thing of beauty.
@stavvers that last guard is me
@stavvers And if I only could, face god and walk backwards into the gates of hell
@stavvers related little fun fact, "Iceman" from Top Gun was based on Deniz Tek from iconic Australian punk band Radio Birdman, which just add another delicious layer.

@paramnesiac @stavvers

"his time as a flight surgeon in the United States Navy inspired Top Gun filmmakers, as his callsign was 'Iceman' and producers visited his squadron to do research.

"I was very surprised when the movie came out, and it had an 'Iceman' in it. And I tell ya, it ruined the callsign from then on - it was just terrible. Like, thanks a lot, can I just be Doc or something like that now?""

https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/perth-breakfast/vf-radio-birdman-deniz-tek/12702270

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Birdman

Is Radio Birdman's Deniz Tek the original 'Iceman'? - ABC listen

From original punk rocker, to naval officer, to emergency department surgeon, Deniz Tek has lived many remarkable lives.

ABC listen

@craige @stavvers HA!

I've been lucky enough to see him with the Birdmen (when they reunited in the late aughts) and with his own band, but hadn't heard this story.

Thanks for the ABC link. I'll give that a listen.

@stavvers Changing the name of the chat to 'Gravy'.
@stavvers this is the plot of 'All Fours'
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@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆
@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies

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I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg
@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi