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Butane floats on water because it's a lighter fluid.
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Timothy Kenno Handojo@catsalad kerosene would be more appropriate
Isocat@timkenhan I disagree; @catsalad got it right with butane.
Billy O'Neal@timkenhan but kerosene isn’t lighter fluid
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Butane boils at -0.8°C so it wouldn't be on the water for very long.
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AlgoCompSynth by znmeb 🇺🇦@catsalad Propane implies the existence of antipane.
@AlgoCompSynth @catsalad Antipane, the nemesis of Captain Ciabatta
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And amateurpane
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Wilfried Klaebe@AlgoCompSynth So, then, Antipasti imply the existence of Propasti?
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SpaceLifeFormAnd Propane sinks in air.
@SpaceLifeForm so does butane, right?
Butane immediately evaporates if the temp is above freezing and mixes into the air.
Propane does not immediately evaporate, and hugs the ground.
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This doesn't match up somehow
This doesn't match up somehow
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Jesse Cail@catsalad Well done!
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mirth@catsalad And it floats on peroxide because that's H2O2.
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@catsalad The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is big and heavy, the other a little lighter.
Voracious ReaderI thought a fluid was something like:
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:kura_explode:@catsalad what's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is a heavy animal, the other is a little lighter.
One is a heavy animal, the other is a little lighter.