Mastodawn

Butane floats on water because it's a lighter fluid.

Well, actually...

[ooh, I get to be 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 guy...]

Butane boils at -0.8°C so it wouldn't be on the water for very long.

I'll get my hat and coat...

What if the water were frozen?

Then it's not water...

What is frozen water if not water?