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Fesshole 🧻We've got solar panels and when there's not enough power being generated to cover usage of big appliances I like to pretend I'm a star ship captain by turning stuff off from non essential systems. I issue commands like divert power from lights to tumble dryer.
Martin from Toronto@fesshole Hehehe, that's hilarious!
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ@fesshole Make it so.
Derick Rethans
snaprails@fesshole Houston, we have a problem.
Not The LBC Guy@fesshole “bedroom reports the Hitachi Magic Wand is a critical system, captain!”
Lauren Weinstein@fesshole Just don't shatter the dilithium crystals.
Rachel Greenham@fesshole @lisamelton watch out for that dodgy starboard power coupling
Mr Lawrence 🇪🇺🇷🇼@fesshole I’m just envious now.
Bishop Whitewind@fesshole "Eeeooop Eeeeeop"
That's the noise my house makes when God help me, it's been cloudy for like an hour and something's going to f***
That's the noise my house makes when God help me, it's been cloudy for like an hour and something's going to f***
Pier Hegeman@fesshole Have you tried reversing the polarity?
@fesshole Oh god here we go again (types frustratingly)...
You need to reverse the polarity of the phase variance coils on the deflector dish to emit inverse tachyon particles and send them to the nacelle scoops so that when you eject the warp core they can ignite the trilithium crystals and that generates a trans-warp field which will put your ship into a reverse time-warp that resonates with the original phase variance due to quantum tunneling!
This is like, first year academy stuff!
AutistiCritic@fesshole To be fair, I probably would as well. 🤔
Sparky@fesshole Manually, or via voice command with something like Home Assistant?
Martin Vogel@fesshole “Well, I think I will have to pause the Wi-Fi router for a while.”
Children: “Nooo, don’t disable the life support systems!!!”
Children: “Nooo, don’t disable the life support systems!!!”
Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@fesshole Yeah, you should be able to programme something like #HomeAssistant to respond to those commands.
JF 
@TimWardCam
You could also get solar production forecast to launch the stuff at the right time
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You could also get solar production forecast to launch the stuff at the right time
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glyn@fesshole Set devices to stun.
Paul Anomaly@fesshole We're getting ours in a few months, and it seems like the SPAN smart panels are made for this: being able to divert power from ceiling fans to life support (the well pump, WiFi, fridge) in the voice of your favorite captain.
Jeff Noxon@fesshole I do this too, playing grid operator and taking advantage of when “prices go negative” to run the water heater, A/C and other large appliances. We did this for eight days during the last grid outage caused by Beryl.
Simon 