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@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
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@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg
@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi
@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie
@stavvers Unless they are Bodhisattvas and chose to stay behind and help others transcend? (Once they actually learn to play guitar)
@stavvers they are committed to not leave samsara until all leave samsara
@stavvers
Didnlt that guy there, on the left grow up a little and become Neo?
@stavvers What about their characters is enlightened?

@stavvers

*Banjo has been slain by this image*

@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"
@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know
@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.
Just shows how routinely USian healthcare overcharges people. It's not usually so easy to catch.
@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too
@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭
@stavvers surgeons scramble to try to find out where extra testicle came from
@stavvers ah yes the infamous middle ball

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module
@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?

@salvae23 @agturcz @stavvers absolutely nothing to do with it, and the j in Polish isn't pronounced like the j in Spanish lol

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/j%C4%85dro

jądro - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

Wiktionary
@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide
@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,
@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.
@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.

@stavvers

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stavvers (tents fingers) innnnnnteresting
@stavvers i would enjoy talking to that person.
What a fascinating window into different world.

@stavvers

PMSL. It's true. Bread can sense your emotions and will destroy you.

@stavvers No wonder I always fail when baking.
@stavvers I worked with a Kevin Gee, who was stuck with “geek@bigbank.com”.

@stavvers the uni went to as a student used 2 initials and then surname. I was drmoo , which led to some confused emails.
But it was better than pasta or ashol

And we all preferred it over another uni that had first initial and then up to 6 letters of your surname. Mr 'jchrist' complained until they changed his.

@aeduna @stavvers

lastnamefirstinitial seems like a perfectly reasonable login/email system for an academic institution until you spend your weekend partying instead of studying and now have to email your bullshit excuse and plea for an extension to your physics professor… Debbie Go.

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

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@stavvers Used to work with a Theresa Green. That’s a fun name.