oh but I will

@ElleGray @patrick_h_lauke Never got a photo, but once saw a sign staked in a lawn in winter, lotsa snow on the ground:

DRIVE LIKE
YOUR KIDS
- - - - - - - - (snow line)
LIVE HERE

@ElleGray but what if it's "do not don't" 
@ElleGray And for the record: I WILL do it again!
@ElleGray All this computer hacking is making me thirsty

@ElleGray

Don't

@ElleGray

I repeat, Don't

@CliftonR @ElleGray

I have so many questions

@cavyherd @ElleGray

For more information, please reread this poster.

(Forget it Jake. It's Scarfolk.)

@CliftonR @ElleGray

I think I may be missing a crucial referent. I get that it's recursive? ::scratches head::

@cavyherd

(Dropping Elle Gray out as she must be getting awfully confused by the new suite of replies at this date.)

Oh, I didn't realize you weren't familiar with Scarfolk! Great, I get to share:

https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/

It's the brilliant creation of @Richard_Littler

Scarfolk is a notional small town/region in England where everything is still stuck in the 1970s - a very dystopian and supernaturally afflicted version of the 1970s.

Scarfolk Council

Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.

@CliftonR @Richard_Littler

In the immortal words of Abi Sutherland: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"

I am no less confused, but now at least my confusion has a sound basis? Or something?

::wanders off & blunders into a wall::

@ElleGray never let a juniper boss you around
@ElleGray the lower part reads "put signs where you plant bushes."
@ElleGray The lower part reads "trim bush."
@ElleGray
Do Not "lick the bushes".
@ElleGray That sign is crying out for help in the only way it can...
@ElleGray reminds me of this from our local lake 😅