Don't
I repeat, Don't
(Dropping Elle Gray out as she must be getting awfully confused by the new suite of replies at this date.)
Oh, I didn't realize you weren't familiar with Scarfolk! Great, I get to share:
https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/
It's the brilliant creation of @Richard_Littler
Scarfolk is a notional small town/region in England where everything is still stuck in the 1970s - a very dystopian and supernaturally afflicted version of the 1970s.
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. "Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay." For more information please reread.
In the immortal words of Abi Sutherland: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"
I am no less confused, but now at least my confusion has a sound basis? Or something?
::wanders off & blunders into a wall::