I can tell you where I saw this, but not how fast I was going.

#physics #science #humour

@astro_jcm
I'm curious if the cross street is Schrödinger Allee. Only his cat knows for sure.
@astro_jcm I'd rather know how fast you were going. Is that an option?
@astro_jcm or in What direction you were travelling, perhaps
@astro_jcm it’s a good street for drag-racing. Constrained to a direction, police evidence from local speed traps is weak at best.
@astro_jcm I dunno...are you absolutely certain?
@astro_jcm Small correction, “I can tell you precisely where I was when I saw this, but not how fast I was going…” 😉
@astro_jcm Were you driving that relatively new blue car I saw you in on DopplerStraße?
@astro_jcm Just like if a cop tracks your speed using radar, he has no idea where you are.
@astro_jcm Just tell me how fast you were going. I don't need to know where that was.
@astro_jcm
Where you get the good stuff ...
@isotopp
@astro_jcm @LaurenLeFey per our previous conversation...
@stonebear @astro_jcm That's funny!! I know exactly how fast I was going but can't say where it was 
@LaurenLeFey well, no, then you'd be TRULY lost.
@stonebear joke's on everyone, I was stationary in my own inertial reference frame, everything ELSE was moving 
@LaurenLeFey ..... why do I have "Mama's Got A Squeeze Box" in my head now? 😈
@stonebear Listenn, now you've set me up for a joke about Schrödinger's Cream Pie and you know I can't resist racy reparteé like that  ✨

@astro_jcm

You're lucky - one look at the speedometer and you're lost.

@astro_jcm @nullagent seems weird to keep a street named after an unrepentant pedophile tbh (edit, I mixed up Heisenberg and Schrödinger. Welp)