Network engineers hate this one simple trick
@catsalad I gotta power up the switch hang on
@urda @catsalad Ah, this “power over Ethernet” everybody keeps talking about.
@catsalad This made my eyes hurt. 😅
@catsalad Sorry, but is there a dislike button to push frantically? Not a network engineer, just a guy whose job is to know some things ;((
@catsalad kinda makes me wonder if you could make a real one with a really small micro
@livinginsyn @catsalad you’d need PoE to get enough power to transmit, but it should be possible.
@catsalad The only thing I can think when seeing this is this
@typositoire @catsalad Someone's also about to find out what happens when you run 220 through a device meant for 110 😬.

@typositoire @catsalad

What kind of crazy perversion of a wall plug is that thing on the wall?!?

Do those actually exist in reality?

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In the US-style, with two flats and a round, it's important that both the round one and the flat one on the "left" be ground!

@JeffGrigg @catsalad Know Idea, I live in Canada lol
@Cjust @catsalad it’s never too early to find that perfect gift for the network Domme in your life…
took me longer than it should have...🤣
@Cjust @catsalad
@Cjust @catsalad This gives a whole new meaning to the "master/slave" terminology. 😅
@catsalad it’s the wifi cable
@catsalad If you make the thing plugged in a DHCP server then they actually hate that simple trick
@catsalad how do you find which card talks to which switch port if you're not labeling your antennas??
😂
@catsalad does this use Wi-Fi or is it speaking a special runic language
@catsalad Your right. I hate this. Noah, get the boat, we're starting over.

(actually it may not be that bad if it works)
@catsalad The realization that this might actually work with just a dumb amplifier leaves me horrified beyond measure.
@catsalad It's a ... etherconfuser?
@catsalad Yeah, because it doesn't work and at best massively confuses your phy.
@catsalad Straight to the work Slack
@catsalad This seems like one of those blinker fluid memes..

@catsalad

Should I upgrade from the old dependable wireless ethernet cable?

@Markdoubleu @catsalad just use the cable stretcher to extend the range
@Markdoubleu @catsalad it’s optical cabling, right?
@Markdoubleu @catsalad That's the fanciest air gap I've ever seen!
@catsalad "Wifi For Her" in a light pink box.
@catsalad at one company I worked they called all ethernet "WiFi wires" or WiFi plugs 😬
@catsalad now I miss @NanoRaptor 🙁 not even sure when and why they have left 😕
@catsalad Could you PLEASE repair the clip on the Ethernet plug? I hate it when my Ethernet falls out.
@catsalad broadcast and RF engineers will hate it even more; if that is connected in any way it will just create RFI for a good few metres around...
@catsalad omg. plug that in and wait for a coworker to find it looool
I know which coworker will find it too hmmmm
@catsalad I kind of want to build a PoE wireless network bridge inside a package like that just to fuck with people.

@catsalad Oh so true. Just take a WiFi antenna, screw it on a cut off lan cable, and hand it to someone at work. Then make them call tech support to fix it.

They WILL hate you.

(The resulting hate will vary depending on how much of a Karen you pick. Your mileage may vary)

@catsalad Putting the Ether back into Ethernet.
@catsalad I bet it would be hell to configure...
@catsalad What bothers me most about this is that the RJ-45 is missing the clip that keeps it from randomly falling out of the port...
@catsalad don't forget to unplug it so you can charge in it's cradle each night!