Tlmmason
Meanwhile in CanadaWhy are they even allowed to drive?
FallsMom 🌻
@MeanwhileinCanada Uh maybe only in Canada?
Scott M. 
Mark Down@Hiker_Scott @MeanwhileinCanada and bilingual!
@fartnuggets @MeanwhileinCanada
Bien sûr!
But of course!
オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸)@MeanwhileinCanada I want it as a sticker on my car.
@MeanwhileinCanada A squirrel was drinking in a bar. At the end of the night he stumbled out the door only to return moments later looking for his keys. The barman says: "You're not going to drive, are you?"
"No", says the squirrel. "I'm just locked out of my tree..."
"No", says the squirrel. "I'm just locked out of my tree..."
David M Schell 
@MeanwhileinCanada they drive slowly because they have very small cars.
Franky 🐘We don't have that many Squirrels here in Belgium, not even red ones...on the other hand, we do have a lot of chickens.
Adam Jacobs Crouse@Slufferbeiste @MeanwhileinCanada Are they feral or do they have a coop or other type of shelter to return to at night?
AskPippa🇨🇦@AskPippa @Slufferbeiste @MeanwhileinCanada True. I have my own chickens, but I have seen plenty of "prairie chickens" flying around here...
@acrousey @Slufferbeiste @MeanwhileinCanada I visited Hawaii several years ago. Nobody warned me about the wild chickens. They were everywhere! And they were colourful and very pretty.
Dan, the US is the threat!@Slufferbeiste @MeanwhileinCanada Yield to chickens? 🐓🤣
Crochetcat@MeanwhileinCanada It’s a warning- those dang black squirrels tend to tailgate
Ross of Ottawa@MeanwhileinCanada Because the chipmunks employ them as chauffeurs.
Mike Nelson Pedde@MeanwhileinCanada So long as you have a valid license, we don't discriminate... 🤷
Doreen32128 ready to rumble!@MeanwhileinCanada They must be courteous Canadian squirrels!!
Ned Yeung@MeanwhileinCanada Well, that blows the whole, "It's fast 'cause it's red" theory out of the water.
AlexanderMars@MeanwhileinCanada lol, it reads like some spy speak countersign from a spy spoof.
Hug@MeanwhileinCanada it sounds like the beginning of a poem, like
Red Squirrels
Drive slowly
Drink barrels
Of grain whisky
Their sluggishness
Drive raccoons nuts
They're high on meth
And kick their butts
Asiny@MeanwhileinCanada hahahaha
@MeanwhileinCanada can't stop it
Reiner Jung 🇬🇱 🇺🇦 🇪🇺@MeanwhileinCanada if they are as fast as the squirrels here, they trick you get your keys and off they go in the blink of an eye.
ScubaMan
Joe Cooper 🇺🇦 🍉@MeanwhileinCanada you ever tried to stop a squirrel from doing something they wanted to do? Willful creatures.
some clown forgot to put a period between "squirrels"" and "Drive"
Robert Boler@MeanwhileinCanada Ya know I typically complain that signs need punctuation, but then we’d lose these precious moments. 😆
xs4me2@MeanwhileinCanada
It‘s nuts!
It‘s nuts!
normal frances@MeanwhileinCanada beware communist squirrels
I have seen tbe grey ones do this too.
Xenofact (he/him)
@MeanwhileinCanada the orcs lied to me. Red ones don't go faster.
Stephen Greenham@MeanwhileinCanada They're actually more proficient than most human drivers...
Cyber Yuki
BrianKrebs@MeanwhileinCanada My all-time fav are the signs that say Slow Children at Play. I'm always, aw, how sad.
your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦@briankrebs @MeanwhileinCanada LMAO you're horrible 😂
rhetorical answers
Michael@briankrebs @MeanwhileinCanada Red Squirrels are good citizens.
Nicky🦨✌️@MeanwhileinCanada punctuation matters lol
Nick Poole@MeanwhileinCanada "Uh Yeah, I sure hope it d—"
nicki@MeanwhileinCanada Its only for the red squirrels. Gray squirrels and very careful drivers.
Bilwise🐿️- we drive at a sensible speed given road and weather conditions, thank you very much!
Unbreakable? Hold my espresso.@MeanwhileinCanada This is why I come to Mastodon. To get that international view of life on this planet.
cleatsandcode@MeanwhileinCanada @WilliamNB Isle of Wight here. We’re now on a mission to flip you up. They drive just fine thanks. Albeit a bit skittish on a roundabout.
Marcus Mendes@MeanwhileinCanada Ah, yes. The lesser known Ron Shelton comedy.
Annafesto@MeanwhileinCanada seriously
Humble Fan of Atty. Woo@MeanwhileinCanada
do other colored squirrels drive the speed limit? Or faster? carry on
do other colored squirrels drive the speed limit? Or faster? carry on
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀@MeanwhileinCanada The Red Squirrels are not what they seem
Durff, PhD@MeanwhileinCanada BEST SEEN TODAY!
Ursidinoj/The Bjornsdottirs@MeanwhileinCanada this is a british sign, from the font
@MeanwhileinCanada I guess that means they probably won't hit the slow children at play..
Pomax@MeanwhileinCanada Because they need all the help they can get over Eastern Grey squirrels. The sign's a bit confusing though, it's telling other drivers to slow down so that the red squirrels can go fast.
wellidntdiscuteNo lie, when I was a kid I thought we had to watch for pedestrians because they were from Pedestria and weren't used to being around cars.
If I ever meet one, I will definitely slow down!
zendao42@MeanwhileinCanada
What do their cars look like?
What do their cars look like?
Matthew@MeanwhileinCanada
You missed the capital D in the sentence case.
You missed the capital D in the sentence case.
Disastodon@MeanwhileinCanada definitely harkens back to a radio show caller who once asked why deer were asked to cross on a highway. Sign makers offer a special gift to the world.
Merk@MeanwhileinCanada Who is selling rodents motor vehicles?
Daisy Doo & TuxieGirl Betty@MeanwhileinCanada Exactly! Especially when us cats can't drive. I demand equal access!
GulfofMexico