Merk

@Merk_94
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Writer, artist, podcast host, gacha addict.
Please read Paragons (see pinned post for link).
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MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate
OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case
MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,

Me: The Prime Directive isn't just a ban on contacting pre-warp civilizations, it's a philosophy, and a very correct one. History has taught us that whenever a society is unprepared socially for a technological advance that is foisted on them, the consequences are inevitably disastrous

Judge: And that's why you—

Me: Yes that's why I was wearing a TNG skant while I destroyed that hyperscale data centre

the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand

BOOST OR QUOTE THIS!

Trying to find out how many people see a post without hashtags. Thank you!

(edit: Why, you ask? Long thread coming up … 1/7)

beautiful fragments

I wanted to depict a torso that is more than just a representation of femininity. The inspiration for this work was the idea that a form already exists within. A truth that is not created, but revealed. A process that some courageous people go through.

#mastoArt #nsfwart #traditionalArt #sculpture #nude

Common advice: If you want to be successful, make sure to carefully proofread your emails and speak in a professional manner.

Every single email from the richest people on the planet:
"jeffrey.. Thank u for crzy party. Loved the hotdoggs. Lets talk biznss ideas. Maybe make monies tgthr???"

Putting data centers in space doesn't really make sense unless you think it puts them beyond the reach of the law.
my two favorite tumblr posts about rene magritte