I feel like the country (United States) is divided right now, and I could probably find a way to unite people, for the right price 😉

it's my birthday can I get some boosts

honestly I would prefer if cash did not rule everything around me

why, Fortunatbro, I've got the finest keg of Amontillado Light down in my family's fratacombs,

the government is indoctrinating your kids into not knowing how to read very well

This potato has a butt

me when Siddharth talks about 70mm movies: a movie for ants?

teaching is a high stakes, high stress job that i'm not compensated well for but whenever i see my friends post about their tech jobs i feel like i could do that for two months before wanting to drown myself in the river so it's a bit of a trade-off