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The Volatile MermaidI’m sure they were just standing their playground.
skottk@OhNoSheTwitnt "he must be found and " et cetera, et cetera
Sacha Prins@OhNoSheTwitnt Only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun is, eh…
Michael@OhNoSheTwitnt 104 confirmed kills before the age of 3? That's fucking amazing. Gotta wonder why the cops haven't stopped the little assassin at this point.
Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK@TacticalGrace_ @OhNoSheTwitnt 16 years later, they will get hired as an officer..
Coyoty@OhNoSheTwitnt "Same time next week?"
@OhNoSheTwitnt Someone needs a time-out.
mem_somerville@OhNoSheTwitnt Obviously we need to harden the schools. That solves it, surely....
stiffelman@OhNoSheTwitnt Can't someone take his gun away?
Lev PetrovitchThe whites ones surely did
podkaynelives@OhNoSheTwitnt They don't call it the Terrible Twos for nothing.
Jay@OhNoSheTwitnt someone should stop that toddler
DM ME UR BESTIGORS 
birdpoofScreenshot of Metro News with headline text "A toddler has now shot someone every week for two solid years in America"
afx@OhNoSheTwitnt How to win a Darwin award was the first thing that came to my mind, then I realized that in this case it does not match.
Ambiorickx@OhNoSheTwitnt I’m all for protecting the rights of responsible gun owners, but if your toddler gets a hold of your loaded gun, that should be prima facia evidence that you’re not, in fact, a responsible gun owner and should be barred from owning guns.
Fahri Reza 🍉Human is both obedient and rebellious.
You can place an apple in front of them and tell them not to take it, they will take it and be cast out into the damp earth.
If you placed a gun...
This is the core of Abrahamic religions.
Frank@ambiorickx @OhNoSheTwitnt not according to some people. Plenty of idiots in this country think 2A means an inviolable right to a gun, even if no sane person would let you have one. As always, the conservative half of this conversation is delusional, and it’s preventing the problem from actually being addressed.
Blake 🇵🇸@OhNoSheTwitnt ...different toddlers, though, right?
Jason Carton@OhNoSheTwitnt I said Teeter, not Totter, bitch.
Clinton Anderson SwordForHire@OhNoSheTwitnt that's from 2017...
rhizome
@rhizome @OhNoSheTwitnt Sounds like America is trying to earn a Darwin Award.
WndlB@OhNoSheTwitnt Nope. The newest members of our very "well-regulated militia."
JadeRobin
justin ferguson@OhNoSheTwitnt Somebody better put that toddler in timeout, he seems angry.
Steve Frenzel@OhNoSheTwitnt Here's the alt text for your image:
Metro News: A toddler has now shot someone every week for two solid years in America
Bruce Acton 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦@OhNoSheTwitnt the only thing that stops a toddler with a gun , is a good toddler with a gun.
sOlOw-NH...or a pacifier
moving_target01@OhNoSheTwitnt That article is from 2017.
I'm curious if that is still accurate.
Joe Pallas@moving_target01 @OhNoSheTwitnt https://everytownresearch.org/report/notanaccident/ has more recent data.
𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐮 
@OhNoSheTwitnt That's a badass toddler for sure!
Minty@OhNoSheTwitnt Someone approached their pack-and-play in the dark. Clear case of Stand Your Ground.
SpicewallaJust in case anyone thinks that was a recent development, the date on that article is 2017. Its only gotten worse since then.
https://www.npr.org/2021/08/31/1032725392/guns-death-children
Russell Davis@OhNoSheTwitnt I think we need to ban toddlers
🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥@OhNoSheTwitnt
🥥 Ban #toddlers NOT guns.
#Guns (arms) are mentioned in the #Constitution and toddlers are not. 🥥
🥥 Ban #toddlers NOT guns.
#Guns (arms) are mentioned in the #Constitution and toddlers are not. 🥥
Anders@JStatePost @OhNoSheTwitnt If they remove the hands from all newborn then they can't shoot, and they still have arms. 😉
Supportive Tree-based lifeform@OhNoSheTwitnt
"Unfortunately, there is no possible way this could be prevented"
"Unfortunately, there is no possible way this could be prevented"
@OhNoSheTwitnt
🥥 Won't someone pleez stop that #toddler who's been shooting someone in the US every week? 🥥
🥥 Won't someone pleez stop that #toddler who's been shooting someone in the US every week? 🥥
si_irini
GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)@OhNoSheTwitnt Image description: A toddler has now shot someone every week for two solid years in America
Dilan Gilluly@OhNoSheTwitnt TIL that toddlers shoot more people than photographers.
Mr. Bruno 
@OhNoSheTwitnt They were asking for it.
˜”*°• Papigoe 🏳️🌈 🏴🇳🇴@OhNoSheTwitnt I like gallows humour as much as the next person, but that is naff on a Jimmy Carr level.
ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳🌈@OhNoSheTwitnt
Prepping for active shooter situations in school.
Prepping for active shooter situations in school.
Tim Smith@OhNoSheTwitnt dateline on this is 2017; one can only pray we've reached a pax infanta in the meantime https://metro.co.uk/2017/01/04/a-toddler-has-now-shot-someone-every-week-for-two-solid-years-in-america-6360264/
Simon BrookeReader, we have not.
"Nearly one child gains access to a loaded firearm and unintentionally shoots themself or someone else every day in America—an average of 350 children a year...
Nearly one in every three unintentional shooters were preschoolers. Since 2015, the proportion of shootings by children five and under has increased while those by high schoolers has declined."
Bob Blaskiewicz 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱SOMEONE ARREST THAT LITTLE FUCKER ALREADY !!!
Barry Goldman@OhNoSheTwitnt @sufficiency i don't bewlieve the number of people JOKING aobut this tweet. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. it's about people leaving guns around that babies can accidentally shoot people with.
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA?
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA?
@barrygoldman1 @OhNoSheTwitnt @sufficiency you’re surprised by this? We’ve had multiple shootings at elementary schools where more than a dozen children die, and we still have fucktards screaming about their inalienable right to own a weapon. It’s pretty clear Americans value guns over the lives of their fellow citizens.
Jeff Shaffer CBET, ret@barrygoldman1 @OhNoSheTwitnt @sufficiency This dark humor is a way to stay sane. I’m guessing that nobody here is on the side of defending toddler gunplay. Faced with a hopeless reality (and in the USA with its current leaders, 2A rights groups and judiciary) this is our reality.
Big Head Tales@OhNoSheTwitnt
What we need here is more good guys with guns to take out those toddlers before they kill again…
er… um… WOKE TODDLERS!
What we need here is more good guys with guns to take out those toddlers before they kill again…
er… um… WOKE TODDLERS!
erik_werner@OhNoSheTwitnt looks like thoughts and prayers are not really working.
@erik_werner @OhNoSheTwitnt they never did, but the people offering them don’t give a shit about addressing the problem, because they don’t think it is one. Just what happens when you let sociopaths control half your government and let corporations give politicians money.
NothingEspeciallyClever@OhNoSheTwitnt @Tbsa we clearly need to find that toddler and stop them.
Ian Hecht 🇨🇦@OhNoSheTwitnt Won't somebody stop this maniacal toddler?!