sonofraucous
Uncle Dukefor the potato fears not death
Phil Sherry@UncleDuke1969 “Caution, potato will be LIVID!”
Obsolete@UncleDuke1969
It’s not whistling, it’s screaming
It’s not whistling, it’s screaming
Full Metal Accountant@UncleDuke1969
*Sweet Georgia Brown*
*Sweet Georgia Brown*
GayDeceiver@UncleDuke1969 tatters be fearless
VHaschEven more disturbing than the pan that warps halfway through roasting things. Bang!
Barry@UncleDuke1969
When you're chewing on life's gristle |
Don't grumble, give a whistle |
And this'll help things turn out for the best
When you're chewing on life's gristle |
Don't grumble, give a whistle |
And this'll help things turn out for the best
Amanda Hugankiss@UncleDuke1969 I want my potato to be playing the lead guitar lick from Comfortably Numb.
jd 🔆 Account moved March 22 2026 to ottawa.place
Trojan Duck@UncleDuke1969 Whistling past the gravy
MTP@UncleDuke1969 I bet its whistling "always look on the bright side of life"
Pusher Of Pixels (old account)Gerbil in a microwave flash game
(Even runs on android!)
https://archive.org/details/joe-cartoon-microwave-the-gerbil
Raymond Russell
Baked Potato Song | Shooting Stars | BBC
elegantwino@UncleDuke1969 The racist ones whistle Dixie
𝕏ana 👍🏻@UncleDuke1969 sílbame otra, Pat
David Worth@UncleDuke1969 potato sings … always look on the bright side of life … and gives a little whistle
Richard W. Woodley ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦🌹🚴♂️📷 🗺️@UncleDuke1969
Not only that if you put it in a machine to heat it up it might get hot.
Not only that if you put it in a machine to heat it up it might get hot.
Thenonymous Rexius@UncleDuke1969
My potatoes whistle while they 'wave it.
My potatoes whistle while they 'wave it.
👩🦯The Blind Fraggle@UncleDuke1969 I always get grossed out when food does that!
SameGirlie@UncleDuke1969 They are downright jaunty in this house
Linh Pham
pH_@UncleDuke1969 here’s a potato peeling itself
Loch Nix@UncleDuke1969 I incinerated a small potato in our microwave once. Hit the potato button and walked away like I had done many times but forgot about it. For unknown reasons the sensor never clicked and it just kept going. The fire alarm was kind enough to let me know things were not going according to plan. After the fire was put out, only char remained. I have a photo of it somewhere. Amazingly the microwave was not damaged and still works years later, even the potato button.
AnguaDelphine 
@UncleDuke1969
As long as the potato can carry a tune, who cares.
As long as the potato can carry a tune, who cares.
Liv mmechomski@UncleDuke1969 The James Bond of vegetables!
Jeff Hobbs@UncleDuke1969 whistling accompanies potato on transformation to magnificent final form (baked potato)
RafiX@UncleDuke1969 who makes potatoes in microwave
Chewie@RafiX @UncleDuke1969
Students, who have more important things to do than cook......
and me, when no-one's looking....
Students, who have more important things to do than cook......
and me, when no-one's looking....
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑@UncleDuke1969 Is it whistling the tune from "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life"?
Welsh Hiker@UncleDuke1969 a Maris Piper?
MikeZilla Minus Onei nearly wet myself
llewelly@UncleDuke1969
every day for over 40 years I've eaten 8-12 microwaved potatoes a day, and yet they still whistle in the microwave. Amazing. The very epitome of optimism.
every day for over 40 years I've eaten 8-12 microwaved potatoes a day, and yet they still whistle in the microwave. Amazing. The very epitome of optimism.
@billclassified@UncleDuke1969 thanks for tooting about this.
Heide Estes@UncleDuke1969 and the beet with catch on fire
Michael Vilain
Scott 🇮🇱🇺🇦 WILL NOT COMPLY@UncleDuke1969 Definitely a case of "Why? WHY?! Because F*CK YOU, THAT'S WHY!"
Joshua Graves
Kevin Granade has moved@UncleDuke1969 look, you're the one that has to be careful here. The potato fears not your puny machine.
Computeforloot 
@UncleDuke1969 damn those potatoes!!!
Beanie MacIntosh
zendao42@UncleDuke1969
Somewhere I have a recipe for a cake that sings in the oven
Somewhere I have a recipe for a cake that sings in the oven
catcad@UncleDuke1969 the potato: 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵
David G. SmithSo… seems nobody in the replys mentioned you can poke a potato several times all over with a knife or fork before wrapping it, and… (ta-dah!) no whistling!
…Not that I have anything against ocarina-wannabes 🤣…
But also, no exploding in the “nuker”! (Which is the why-we-poke-it.)
AskPippa🇨🇦@UncleDuke1969 "Whenever I feel afraid, I hold my head erect
And whistle a happy tune so no one will suspect I'm afraid."
And whistle a happy tune so no one will suspect I'm afraid."
David J. Atkinson@UncleDuke1969 Be like the potato
12foxfire@UncleDuke1969 oh, this is funny 🤣😂🤣 but true!
Badger AF (he/him) DEMOCRACY@UncleDuke1969 "Though I may walk through the Valley of Ore-Ida..."
Generally Salty
Joe@UncleDuke1969 Potato Whistle #fakejambands
Frédéric Tremblay@UncleDuke1969 It looks on the bright side of life. Always.
AlgoCompSynth by znmeb 🇺🇦@UncleDuke1969 Man, I've had rice hum "The Star-Spangled Banner", but never had a potato whistle "Dixie".
Sable Shade🇦🇺🍉🗝🇵🇸🇺🇦
mirabilos@UncleDuke1969 “on High”
because Watt numbers are too SI for americans…
@UncleDuke1969 also, “High” must be pretty low if it takes 6–8 minutes for a potato, when ours take aboue 4½ minutes.
OhSnap!Dragon@UncleDuke1969
Just so long as it doesn't whistle "Tom's Diner"; I fucking hate that song.
Just so long as it doesn't whistle "Tom's Diner"; I fucking hate that song.
Tattie
Saupreiss #Präparat500 🗽Yes, we have free speech.