sonofraucous

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for the potato fears not death
Pro tip for first time #Mastodon users: Chortle your toots gently before posting them, or squeeze them through a time confabulator. You’ll thank me later.
Happy 75th birthday to the NHS.
Feel seen.
Right I’m off to eat some ass.
Sorry kick. Kick some ass.
Maybe both I guess.
Boost this post. Do it now.
What do you call an organic compound in which a hydroxyl group is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl?
See. Sometimes Alcohol is the answer.
#notwrong
Well thank you hair dryer. I didn’t know you were looking.
Oh wall. Wall. My bad.
#misunderstood
I don’t mean to boast but there’s a hot tub in my room. Next to the bed. 🙃
#Barcelona
Because Airports are timeless.